😂I'm pretty sure ours are already convinced we're in the Witness Protection Program so not sure I need to try this but... - ThreadSky

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portiamcgonagal.bsky.social • 2 days ago

😂I'm pretty sure ours are already convinced we're in the Witness Protection Program so not sure I need to try this but...

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bodyballistics.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks for the idea, every neighbor around me is MAGA. They already know not to start up but still I wanna keep reinforcing this. 😂

divanyst.bsky.social•2 days ago

Rando at my door: Can you tell me who lives across the street?

Me: No

Rando: Do you...

Me: *Closed my damn door*

unclebeans63.bsky.social•2 days ago

I assume you have an indoor vac and one just for fun

wtfisthis0.bsky.social•2 days ago

Dang I just water mine down with the hose.

naughtyleftyxxx.bsky.social•1 day ago

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tasslefizney1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Hahahahah. I’m so glad I’m not the only person who barely knows their neighbors. The only ones that do know who I am, he came over & asked if I would be present while his cheating wife packed up because she or her parents had called the cops on him a few nights earlier. This is why I keep to myself😂

portiamcgonagal.bsky.social•2 days ago

Right? A friend of mine had a real life mobster in Witness Protection living across the street from her. He was always fussing over them because there was "no man in the house", giving her daughter pocket money etc. Not trying anything, just protective. It was hilarious.

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