Obsessed with those high protein “healthy” snack food ripoffs that are like, what if we took the food you loved, made it double the price, and also made it taste absolutely horrible with no semblance to the original - ThreadSky

lindsayfickas.bsky.social • 72 days ago

Obsessed with those high protein “healthy” snack food ripoffs that are like, what if we took the food you loved, made it double the price, and also made it taste absolutely horrible with no semblance to the original

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r-thor.bsky.social•72 days ago

They all have the same taste of protein powder exploding in my mouth with every bite. If I wanted to raw dog a protein shake I would

cooleyad.bsky.social•72 days ago

Unfortunately I’ve discovered Magic Spoon’s cereal bars at Costco and they’re just tolerable enough to trick me

lindsayfickas.bsky.social•72 days ago

I’ll have to try that!! I LOVE cereal lol

cooleyad.bsky.social•72 days ago

It’s like JUST enough to be ok. The fake sweetener is noticeable but not the primary flavor at least

smalltimebenny.bsky.social•72 days ago

the companies dare to ask: what if we took fertilizer and made it food?

jennvandermeerart.bsky.social•72 days ago

Don’t forget the added gritty texture that makes you regret every bite

meowzing.bsky.social•72 days ago

I just tried a birthday cake flavored Quest bar for the first time. 0/10 👎👎👎👎

lindsayfickas.bsky.social•72 days ago

Worst thing I have ever eaten. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.

myraccoonhands.com•72 days ago

Stuff like this gives me bad gas and stomach cramps and yet I still eat it at times lol

lindsayfickas.bsky.social•72 days ago

I ALWAYS go in knowing I’m about to eat something heinous and yet…

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•72 days ago

did you microwave it?

lindsayfickas.bsky.social•72 days ago

I should have. My microwave broke last weekend, and I think it did so because it knew what was about to happen

goodkid-saadcity.bsky.social•72 days ago

lmao

they’re pretty tolerable when they’re warm. protein baked goods usually taste like chalk otherwise

ianmcloud.bsky.social•72 days ago

Turns out sugar tastes better than protein. Who knew?

lindsayfickas.bsky.social•72 days ago

Wild.

pilgrimaltsburg.bsky.social•72 days ago

These abominations account for the single greatest disappointment of my life.

scarvesmusic.bsky.social•72 days ago

(I do kind of like the Magic Spoon rice crispy treats)

alexcapaldi.bsky.social•72 days ago

S’more pop tarts or gtfo! That’s what I say!

big-iron.bsky.social•72 days ago

The fruit flavors of the Legendary pastries are godawful, but I will go to bat for the chocolate and cinnamon flavors.

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