Me watching a new show, and a slight plot twist happens:
*me to myself* "oh, damn that's wild"

My mom watching a new show, 10 mins into ep 1: HIS FATHER IS THE KILLER, THE SON SHOULD NOW THIS. GOD WHY ARE PEOPLE STUPID?! DID YOU SEE THAT? (me not caring nor watching) MATTHEW! HIS SON HAS ISSUES!