MISSISSIPPI: “Sen. Blackmon (D) files Contraception Begins at Erection Act to make it unlawful for a person to discharge genetic material without the intent to fertilize an embryo… brings the man’s role into the conversation...” #ForcedBirthNation www.wlbt.com/2025/01/22/m... - ThreadSky

motherearth19309.bsky.social•29 days ago

We have so many ill, homeless, poor broken people in the US - and this needs attention from the GOP? WTF is wrong here?

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mariafartaroma.bsky.social•31 days ago

BREAKING : "Twelve year old to be charged as an adult for genocide after wet dream becomes nightmare."

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quelynn.bsky.social•31 days ago

So funny, but not at the same time.

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mrfuzzyfart.bsky.social•31 days ago

Point of interest...FORMER Senator.

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andriasf.bsky.social•31 days ago

More of this!

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letscruise.bsky.social•31 days ago

Is this satire?

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xnomads.bsky.social•31 days ago

Check out @designmom.bsky.social’s book - Ejaculate Responsibly…

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designmom.bsky.social•31 days ago

Here’s an image of my book in case it helps.

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gchellie.bsky.social•31 days ago

Why are they so bound and determined to know what's going on in everybody's pants? Nothing going on in their own??

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slightreturn.bsky.social•31 days ago

Wondering how exactly they're planning to enforce this.

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1rmctldy.bsky.social•31 days ago

Smart watches. Your body monitor to AI to the tecnologarchs. You are being watched. Hahaha(maniacal laughter)

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slightreturn.bsky.social•31 days ago

No doubt!

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charliedog.bsky.social•31 days ago

Monitoring bedrooms

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slightreturn.bsky.social•31 days ago

New AI on washing machines to detect errant sperm?

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charliedog.bsky.social•31 days ago

Great idea 🤣🤣🤣
I needed that laugh, thanks!!

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chemparrot.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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jane12350.bsky.social•31 days ago

This is hilarious😂😂😂
💙😁🐢💙

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coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•30 days ago

Kleenex and Jergen stock held by Mike Johnson and his son will dip lower than concentrated frozen orange juice stock held by the Dukes.

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personaluse.bsky.social•30 days ago

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ga2028.bsky.social•30 days ago

I had to reread it twice to understand 😜😂

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coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•30 days ago

Well, nothing says impotence like MAGA.

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profhesham.bsky.social•31 days ago

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landofthegiants.bsky.social•31 days ago

So, in other words ... men should just learn to keep their zippers closed?

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tianaadams.bsky.social•31 days ago

Mandatory vasectomies, make the playing field even.

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psychopete.bsky.social•31 days ago

Can you imagine how these Mississippi maga twats would behave if they were all backed up in that way? It would be chaos …

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firefrog49.bsky.social•30 days ago

From the state with the LARGEST user base of....
PORNHUB! 🤣🤣🤣

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jo779.bsky.social•30 days ago

And how exactly do they plan to enforce that. How stupid!

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partlypeaceful.bsky.social•30 days ago

That’s the point. Government needs to stay out of our bodies and bedrooms.

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djvagirl.bsky.social•31 days ago

Don’t waste those little sperm outside the body 🤣

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djvagirl.bsky.social•31 days ago

That’s where it starts!

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kintaro-koi.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂 😂 😂
What a jerk-off.
Wonder how he wants to police this?

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stayingwoke.bsky.social•31 days ago

Have they solved gun violence?

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brian3000.bsky.social•31 days ago

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jennyintx.bsky.social•31 days ago

Not exactly the emissions tax we’ve asked for, but we’ll take it.

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weirdchick.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ok but is it only Mississippi?

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mississippijoe.bsky.social•30 days ago

Oh, and it does allow 2 exceptions. An exception for sperm donation and an exception for ejaculation into a condom to prevent pregnancy.

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mississippijoe.bsky.social•30 days ago

1st offense - $1,000 fine.
2nd offense - $5K fine.
3rd and every offense after - $10K.
It’ll never pass in this Repug state but it’s still awesome that he submitted it.

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promotherobot.bsky.social•30 days ago

Uh oh. Ban on masterbation.

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ohhaicierra.bsky.social•31 days ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 this is exactly what needs to happen to show them how ridiculous they are

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princessmarie08.bsky.social•31 days ago

GOOD if they are gonna harass women all day get the men too!

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gweninthe416.bsky.social•31 days ago

I say men have a lot higher than 50% of this equation

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alecw81.bsky.social•30 days ago

100%

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sumatithomas.bsky.social•31 days ago

Y’all. This is a Democratic bill mainly to prove a point that the Republicans’ bills to control women’s bodies are stupid. Some of y’all aren’t getting it!

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partlypeaceful.bsky.social•30 days ago

They’ll catch on 😎

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angrynavyveteran.bsky.social•31 days ago

Oh, I get it. Laughing my ass off at how on point the point actually is.

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kkjadams.bsky.social•30 days ago

Luv this! 😂😂😂

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bullfox.bsky.social•31 days ago

This act sounds like snark. If so, well ok, I don't care. I'm an 82 year old guy with out a prostate. But there's a lot of young whippersnappers in Mississippi and Tennessee who need to watch out... Something to do with all the double letters no doubt.

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dumbdumbs.bsky.social•31 days ago

Great. Wet dreams now get you 10 to life.

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williamstlucia.bsky.social•31 days ago

I'm just curious asking for a friend.Does that mean..
NO MORE JK OFF

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williamstlucia.bsky.social•31 days ago

I mean, seriously for years. They wanna argue, when is it a baby And they're cited the argument laws, now they're changing the conversation to conception the physical part the bottom line is. Whatever the act is, it's not a baby tell. It takes its first breath..
PER THERE BIBLE

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williamstlucia.bsky.social•31 days ago

YOU KNOW I'M GONNA TELL YOU THESE BIBLE TOTING RELIGIOUS HYPOCRITES WANT TO CRAM THEIR VIEWS OF THE BIBLE DOWN OUR THROATS INSTEAD OF INTERPRETING THAT BOOK CORRECTLY

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davidschroff.bsky.social•31 days ago

Here we f**king go! More of this, please & thank you.

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justjaylyn.bsky.social•31 days ago

When Legally Blonde becomes reality....

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jeromyo.bsky.social•31 days ago

The MEAT could take a real beating, here.

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deanfox.bsky.social•31 days ago

I imagine the fines will be stiff.

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markvi.bsky.social•31 days ago

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sierrad.bsky.social•31 days ago

🤣 🤣 🤣

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bryvegbry.bsky.social•31 days ago

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joshdsw.bsky.social•31 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/joshdsw.bsky.social/post/3lgezhz3n222j

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deanfox.bsky.social•31 days ago

Good question. I'm somewhat sure the bill was filed to highlight the absurdities of the "personhood laws" given to clumps of cells, but who knows?

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tracy44.bsky.social•30 days ago

Absolutely!!!!

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aheadbyacentury.bsky.social•31 days ago

When asked in court what is his plea, the convicted felon said:

“What happened should never be allowed, what happened, and we’re not forgetting it. And many things are going on right now, but we have to be careful. We have to be careful, because what they do, what they do is a disgrace.”

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decompositions1974.bsky.social•31 days ago

It’s only fair we hold men to same standard as women.

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steverrobbins.bsky.social•31 days ago

@designmom.bsky.social for the win!

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fashionablyover60.bsky.social•31 days ago

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 according to their bible it is punishable by death… actually being struck down by lighting.

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doermanc.bsky.social•31 days ago

The quote about reckless abandonment from the 2001 movie Legally Blonde is, "For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment". Elle Woods

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doermanc.bsky.social•31 days ago

Can we take away that Viagra too - I'm truly tired of hearing all their commercials. Maybe that monitoring software that Speaker Johnson says he had is ?17 yo son monitoring his po*n usage, should be utilized. We'd need to install some digital monitoring too.

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doermanc.bsky.social•31 days ago

BTW - that Speaker Johnson thing on his under age kid Monitoring his s*x life, kind of sounds like he should be investigated. That's really inappropiate in Cath-a-topia.

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doermanc.bsky.social•31 days ago

https://news.yahoo.com/news/mike-johnson-son-monitoring-other-154928238.html

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nezzi-nez.bsky.social•31 days ago

Something is clearly wrong with this creep. In more ways than one.

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emmawilde444.bsky.social•31 days ago

Vascectomies save lives. Also need stricter regulation on viagra.

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1rmctldy.bsky.social•31 days ago

Insurance shouldn’t cover it

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emmawilde444.bsky.social•31 days ago

That's a fact

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essm.bsky.social•31 days ago

I plan on breaking that law, not going to Mississippi though. Do I send proof?

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mias-mom.bsky.social•31 days ago

Every single #abortion on Earth is caused by men’s #IrresponsibleEjaculation!

Unless both you AND your partner intend on having a baby together right now, go get a #vasectomy immediately!

It’s very important to have it done…& it’s no big deal to get it done! It’s a very minor outpatient procedure!

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kthorston.bsky.social•31 days ago

Finally, taking a note out of the Legally Blonde notebook 😘

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donrohan.bsky.social•30 days ago

It will make you go blind…and cost you $10,000

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kmosser.bsky.social•31 days ago

wanker

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bluewave1906.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thank you for this. You made my day! 😁👏🏼👋🏼

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stitchrulz.bsky.social•31 days ago

We need to see more of this

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playfulpanthress.bsky.social•31 days ago

Doesn't bother me either. If men are so concerned about women getting pregnant and not wanting it, they should also be concerned about men causing a woman to become pregnant and not meaning to.

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4evarebl.bsky.social•31 days ago

I’m especially relieved the senator presenting this is BRADFORD. Maybe he’ll be taken slightly more seriously…?

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daresthedevil.bsky.social•31 days ago

You know…I get what she’s trying to do, but our legislature is just dumb enough to pass this.

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whitneycates.bsky.social•31 days ago

It’s actually a man who wrote it.

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daresthedevil.bsky.social•31 days ago

Yeah I should have known that since I’m right next to 21. I stand corrected.

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davidbowman17.bsky.social•31 days ago

parents will be fined or jailed if they don't monitor their son's wet dreams

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corwin007.bsky.social•28 days ago

might as well start a bill for contraception begins when the pupils dilate

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jjcornflower.bsky.social•31 days ago

Yea. Men should be arrested if they masturbate. Think of all the possible children they are killing!

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sjukskotare.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ban Viagra next.

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mrbandot.bsky.social•31 days ago

Doesn’t this mean that everyone in the state of Mississippi could be arrested for masturbating!?!

This is exactly what Christian Nationalism brings. First comes the laws then comes the religious police to enforce these laws.

I bet $1,000 the guy that wrote this law has violated this law.🤦🏻

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jodyoalaska.bsky.social•31 days ago

It's easy to be suss about anything related to Mississippi. However, he stated he knows it's absurd but wanted to make the point that all legislation around contraception and abortion focuses on women.

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actnsang192.bsky.social•30 days ago

📌

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vics-l.bsky.social•31 days ago

Finally!

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octopusesgardn.bsky.social•31 days ago

No hand…..what about a sex toy? Might get his.

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bejaha.bsky.social•31 days ago

The ensuing investigations may finally solve the mystery of those missing socks.

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sueboothompson.bsky.social•30 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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kntter0.bsky.social•30 days ago

Thought this was an Onion article! Also see Monty Python “Every Sperm is Sacred”

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native61li.bsky.social•31 days ago

AssBackwards Mississippi

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jmdinthepnw.bsky.social•31 days ago

OMG I love this.

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aryastarksmom.bsky.social•31 days ago

Did JD’s sofa have ovaries…?

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antifascistfella.bsky.social•31 days ago

😳 OMG thats literally a mass murder site!!! Trillions of dead tadpoles in city landfills! 😭😭😭

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fraidicat2.bsky.social•30 days ago

Is this from The Onion?

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nancydrewsghost.bsky.social•30 days ago

Nope. Its real.

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andreala66.bsky.social•30 days ago

I think it's a joke by the Democratic ti show the absurdity of all the 'at conception' arguments... Unfortunately, in the wake of all the batshit crazy executiverder and Bills coming from the Capitol, some are taking it seriously... Next should be one holding men responsible for miscarriage too!

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nancydrewsghost.bsky.social•30 days ago

MS is one of the states that has outlawed abortions. As a result it’s been difficult for some women to receive care down here. Infant mortality is already up. Sen. Blackmon is pointing out the double standard. It’s just awful.

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andreala66.bsky.social•30 days ago

I fear for you all. I had a pregnancy scare re genetics at 20 wks and had a week where I really had to think.. Luckily everything was fine but my heart goes out to anyone who has to make that hard decision. Can't they understand its not a whim to have a late abortion it's literally a health choice?

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dconrad.bsky.social•31 days ago

I'm not sure that Democratic politicians engaging in performative stunts that ridiculize issues is an effective way to combat the right-wing movement.

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l3gb0n3.bsky.social•31 days ago

Right. What do we do when it actually passes?

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dconrad.bsky.social•31 days ago

It's not going to pass. There are three groups that won't vote for it: his Democratic allies, the Republicans on the other side of the aisle, and the senator who proposed it himself. This is an idiotic stunt to grab headlines.

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caucaging.bsky.social•31 days ago

Right on!

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typomarx.bsky.social•30 days ago

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jke-il.bsky.social•30 days ago

Brilliant!!

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oggreeb.bsky.social•31 days ago

Third strike the government takes away his weapon.

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dbossaller.bsky.social•31 days ago

Oh boy, wait, isn’t that the point boy?

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dogsaresocool.bsky.social•31 days ago

We got a 🏆

With all of the gloom, this is hysterical.

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stephbrat.bsky.social•31 days ago

What a joke

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janna802.bsky.social•31 days ago

That's the point. It's being done in order to lay bare Republican hypocrisy with their "life begins at conception" quasi-religious BS.

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capybara74.bsky.social•31 days ago

Perfect!

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bodhi-love.bsky.social•30 days ago

Thank God! I have been waiting for this!

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deefromfl.bsky.social•30 days ago

Love this!

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anxiouspepper.bsky.social•31 days ago

Nice... About damn time. Every discharge has the millions of potential humans swimming around 🤣

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lexvil.bsky.social•30 days ago

Can i declare these millions on my taxes?

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maj0rmattmas0n.bsky.social•30 days ago

Deploying the IncelErection act seems awfully cruel. But, dickliciously correct.

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lacabeza.bsky.social•31 days ago

I thought every sperm was sacred - Monty Python

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amused0472.bsky.social•31 days ago

Better ban tissue and lotion ASAP.

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antifascistfella.bsky.social•31 days ago

Pornhub is going down, the civil suits are gonna be INSANE! #sellsellsell

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naunun.bsky.social•30 days ago

Didn’t have “Mississippi coming in with the sass” on my 2025 bingo card.

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nancydrewsghost.bsky.social•30 days ago

This one came right out of left field for me and I live in MS. I love it though.

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bluecrew2026.bsky.social•31 days ago

OMG! This is the best!

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fharriman.bsky.social•31 days ago

So every time a guy jerks off behind a tree or fence he'll be accused of killing 'genetic material'... Oh God! There goes little Johnny....never had a chance at being a fetus

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antifascistfella.bsky.social•31 days ago

There will be religious crazies willing to show up and "collect" it so they can adopt your tadpoles! This story😂😂😂

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fharriman.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ha! (probably true)

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1fisherman.bsky.social•31 days ago

Ive been saying this for years… the best defense is saying masturbation is technically aborting millions. The other argumentI made was about the lil blue pills… make those illegal and watch em flip out because after all, if the good lawd wanted you to get wood…. he would🤣

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andreaschulz.bsky.social•31 days ago

About time.

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pinkpetal.bsky.social•31 days ago

Good name for it.

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nwconservationist.bsky.social•31 days ago

I hope Sen. Blackmon's bill includes rewards for turning in offenders 😉

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partlypeaceful.bsky.social•30 days ago

Well, well well 👏👏👏😎

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618hoodoo.bsky.social•30 days ago

But will it stop Trump 'Bashing the Bishop?'

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davidrlevy.bsky.social•30 days ago

…” No masturbation for you!”

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thousandyoung.bsky.social•31 days ago

What did I just read?

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pjsfo.bsky.social•31 days ago

I’d vote for that!

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cchappy.bsky.social•31 days ago

@chasingoz.bsky.social I think you need to report on this topic! 😳😂🙌

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theottis.bsky.social•31 days ago

I love this. We need more dems to do this.

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jbatterson7.bsky.social•30 days ago

Oh this should be good.

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drlw.bsky.social•31 days ago

🤣 Sen Blackmon is also correct. The way this act is phrased is very funny though 😅😹. I remember arguing the same thing with a right wing male who said women should not be allowed contraception since "eggs" were sacred. Another guy sided with me with a similar take to that of Sen Blackmon. 😂

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bzell.bsky.social•31 days ago

Better yet, vasectomies for all males - and no more little blue pills.

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lilpeggylou.bsky.social•31 days ago

I hope it's able to pass all the way through!

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bluewarrior64.bsky.social•30 days ago

So men, you can't play with yourself now. How do you like the government telling you what you can do with your own body?

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texastwinkie.bsky.social•31 days ago

I think “child support begins at erection” would be better.

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p-za.bsky.social•31 days ago

Genetic tests for pregnancies alleged to be from incest or rape with $500/mo child support from conception, 3 missed payments: castration to prevent such careless predators from repeating their crimes against women, and child abandonment.

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angrynavyveteran.bsky.social•31 days ago

Brilliant. Absurd but brilliant! 🤣

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adavelikeanyother.bsky.social•31 days ago

It's an interesting approach to counter the power-blind insanity of the He Man Woman Haters Club of the MAGAsphere. Give six inches, and they take 10 miles, but like dissolves like, so party on! Why the heck not? Even add on a ban on ED pharma with state guard to be deployed as enforcement. Bonzer!

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legendinmyownmind.bsky.social•30 days ago

Where's my popcorn

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boughsmoresilent.bsky.social•31 days ago

Hallelujah

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aubreelane3.bsky.social•31 days ago

Thank God it’s still not a crime for women to get themselves off. At least we have that.

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coloradocarly.bsky.social•31 days ago

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adorna.bsky.social•31 days ago

Lol

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simonsays2.bsky.social•31 days ago

Great idea

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imran1400.bsky.social•31 days ago

"Good day wankers!"

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lauriejoyce.bsky.social•31 days ago

'Bout time the man got brought into the conception conversation

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mmeadway.bsky.social•30 days ago

The party of personal freedom strikes again 🤣

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lilywight.bsky.social•31 days ago

Here's the bill. It's okay to emit if you donate the emissions to a sperm bank, or if contraceptives are being used.

https://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/2025/html/SB/2300-2399/SB2319IN.htm

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thinshadeez.bsky.social•31 days ago

Goose/gander 🪿
Definitely two thumbs up if Roby v Wade is not instituted again

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shenlei.bsky.social•31 days ago

"every sperm is saaaacred....."

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dnelson401.bsky.social•31 days ago

This how you expose the pro-life bullshit.. let's help this get more attention.

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rickbritt.bsky.social•31 days ago

Gonna be a lot of pubescent teens working off that fine in Mississippi penile farms.

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justbreathe0507.bsky.social•31 days ago

lol, ‘working off’ 😂

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raintiedye.bsky.social•31 days ago

No more wasting sperm! Those could be a bus load of kids!

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liisalee.bsky.social•31 days ago

Also, Prosecute every man responsible for every unwanted pregnancy. Full stop. Do it.

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isonope.bsky.social•31 days ago

Oh Lordy…. It’s the biblical don’t spill your seed argument…proceed,

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isonope.bsky.social•31 days ago

If we have to suffer let’s see how men like being told what to do with their tiny peepees

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debbie156.bsky.social•31 days ago

Well, well, well. No sex for you guys. Perhaps voting radical right wasn’t such a good idea, huh? 😂

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tim10bob.bsky.social•31 days ago

Republicans are such a joke.

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drsunshinewa.bsky.social•31 days ago

Biblically sound, sin of Onan, should be bipartisan approval.

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ruspugs.bsky.social•31 days ago

This is great 😂👏🏼👏🏼

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patterkev.bsky.social•30 days ago

So I guess a wet dream would be considered involuntary manslaughter.

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dickcaverly.bsky.social•31 days ago

How's The Onion going to compete.

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jamkk.bsky.social•31 days ago

Now we’re talking

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garethw199.bsky.social•31 days ago

Who is voting for these nuts??

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beeaditude.bsky.social•31 days ago

Perverts and Karens.

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koolfonk.bsky.social•31 days ago

Is there an exception for wet dreams? You know, like when MAGAs dream of Donnie and have a quiver and discharge in their sleep?

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ngamtnlivin.bsky.social•31 days ago

OMG, spit my coffee all over my monitor. PMSL. Thanks.

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joshdsw.bsky.social•31 days ago

Are nocturnal emissions by 15 year olds "penalized" as well??

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firefly1800.bsky.social•31 days ago

Finally

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mmccartney42.bsky.social•31 days ago

How the actual f*** are they going to even attempt to police this?!?!

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cbdude.bsky.social•31 days ago

I knew it! This was bound to happen some day.
This idiot doesn’t know anything about adults. The two main forms of adult entertainment are getting together to eat and drink and talk, and sex. Read your Heinlein!

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pegdif58.bsky.social•31 days ago

There you go guys see how you like it

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mar-flo-ele.bsky.social•31 days ago

🙏👏👏

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blasphemyisfun.bsky.social•31 days ago

This will be hard to push through.

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lise-leblanc.bsky.social•31 days ago

Perfect

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rjbk1.bsky.social•31 days ago

It’s about time.

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skybarney.bsky.social•30 days ago

He just wants to lead the office of male underwear inspection.

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mindfield.bsky.social•30 days ago

Just to put this into clearer context, this is a stunt bill meant to put the lie to the GOP's contraceptive hypocrisy. Sen. Blackmon has no desire to see the bill passed.

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hlh93.bsky.social•30 days ago

Wouldn’t it be ironic if it did ? 😅

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mindfield.bsky.social•30 days ago

I honestly wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry, but I'd totally be posting Monty Python's "Every Sperm Is Sacred" either way.

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hlh93.bsky.social•30 days ago

😂

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aislingceleste.bsky.social•30 days ago

Every time someone gets off by thine own hand, a Fascist loses a brain cell.

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salnitrum.bsky.social•31 days ago

Men who don't pay child support for existing children should go to jail if they knock up anyone new under similar pretenses as people who go to jail for ordering goods they can't pay for upon delivery. With products, businesses lose money. With children, women lose money, time, health, opportunity.

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debbie156.bsky.social•31 days ago

Looking at you deadbeat dads (and moms).

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platapus1.bsky.social•31 days ago

Absolutely terrific. It's about time that men are held responsible for their part of conception. Recreational sex is now going to be a very expensive proposition.

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janna802.bsky.social•31 days ago

Sooner or later, those trouser snakes are going to be extinct.

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jules1118.bsky.social•30 days ago

Unfortunately crazy and stupid isn't limited to one party or the other.

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sueboothompson.bsky.social•30 days ago

He’s doing this to stick it to the Repugs and demonstrate how ridiculous their legislation is.

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partlypeaceful.bsky.social•30 days ago

EXACTLY 😎

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lpearce11.bsky.social•31 days ago

Finally!

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rainsong9.bsky.social•31 days ago

Just wow 😄

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callieque.bsky.social•31 days ago

And child support should begin at conception. No excuses. Two can play this game.

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kmeisenhauer.bsky.social•31 days ago

And the ability to get life insurance policies on fetuses. With 25% of all pregnancies ending in miscarriage, insurance companies will quickly end the idea that life begins at conception.

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partlypeaceful.bsky.social•30 days ago

Great idea 👏👏👏😎

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davidb-yyc.bsky.social•28 days ago

And just like that, the anti-choice wins...

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dabwolf.bsky.social•30 days ago

I absolutely love this idea!

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unclepatrick2.bsky.social•30 days ago

https://youtu.be/bzVHjg3AqIQ?si=r10hG0nEMcLuRYwi

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unclepatrick2.bsky.social•30 days ago

invest in Mississippi Prisons
Every boy above the age of 12 would be guilty and be send to jail

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jen-x-tra.bsky.social•31 days ago

In fairness, Elle Woods came up with this first.

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dannylampley.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂 Y'all, to be clear, he's trolling the Republicans in our legislature. Senator Bradford Blackmon is the son of Ed and Barbara Blackmon - staunch civil rights activists and supporters. 1/2

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dannylampley.bsky.social•31 days ago

Similarly, Representative Omeria Scott has been introducing bills such as the Donald J. Trump Early Voting Act, the Donald J. Trump Voting Rights Restoration Act, and the Donald J. Trump Ban-the-Box Act - she figures if his name is on them these bills might get out of committee. 2/2

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jamitee.bsky.social•27 days ago

I love this. I need to find out more about representative Scott.

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grinwhicket.bsky.social•31 days ago

😆😆😆

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deerwatcher.bsky.social•30 days ago

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aluminum29.bsky.social•31 days ago

"Senator Blackmon, Penis Police! I'm here about the wank bank robbery"

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aprile529.bsky.social•31 days ago

Love it! Outlaw viagra too.

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lavenia.bsky.social•31 days ago

MAGA: making scumbags official hard-ware.

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fredpag.bsky.social•31 days ago

watching male outrage is going to be fun to watch

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beffabodybag.bsky.social•31 days ago

11/10 no notes.

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furbies3.bsky.social•31 days ago

Is it April 1st already ?

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skulddebt.bsky.social•31 days ago

Not much hope you can make men take responsibility for their penises and ejaculations. Like once they learn to piss standing up, and piss over the toilet seat, it's someone else's job to clean up.

Sexist but prove me wrong.

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mdaltonp.bsky.social•30 days ago

I absolutely love this. It will never even get brought up for a vote, but this is how you highlight the absurdity of legislating what people can do with their own bodies.

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cupecoy4me.bsky.social•31 days ago

Wait - I thought this was The Onion.

IS THIS FUCKING REAL?!?!?!?!

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sueboothompson.bsky.social•30 days ago

He’s a Dem sticking it to the Repugs for all their ridiculous legislation

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lilywight.bsky.social•31 days ago

It's legislative trolling, but it's absolutely real.

https://billstatus.ls.state.ms.us/documents/2025/html/SB/2300-2399/SB2319IN.htm

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cupecoy4me.bsky.social•31 days ago

Got in now. Thanks!

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superagro.bsky.social•31 days ago

Now that is funny!

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albertagirl67.bsky.social•31 days ago

Did not have this on my bingo card. Points for thinking outside the box.

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utahwtf.bsky.social•31 days ago

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stanwiz.bsky.social•31 days ago

Monty Python, every sperm is sacred.

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sewingdeadgirl.bsky.social•31 days ago

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saubarag.bsky.social•31 days ago

Finally someone will hold me accountable. For years I've been jerking it to the most degenerate shit I could find. But now...NOW. I'll finally stop this insanity.

I can finally shed this mortal coil of sin and lust. Because surely I will not continue thanks to the stupid fucking Senator Blackmon.

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