I know The Onion is supposed to be satire… but the self written headlines of this administration are so far out there and delusional that it takes the joy out of the satire
The megalomaniac who dresses like a toddler doesn’t care if he gets cancer. Cuz he’ll just jet off to a country that actually cares about science and its people for treatment. He wants to kill us all.
Really should focus on a moon base instead tbh. Not sure if perchlorate is localized or evenly distributed planet wide. Not that that would change a lack of magnetosphere lol
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https://www.theverge.com/news/617014/federal-workers-we-the-builders-website-doge
fElon, orange turd and the rest of the inexperienced and unqualified clique and minions deserve the guillotine.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT ELON MUSK’S TIES TO CHINA?
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https://www.yibao.net/2022/06/18/why-is-no-one-talking-about-elon-musks-ties-to-china/
CALL YOUR REPS AND SENATORS DAILY
KEEP IT SIMPLE
WE WANT:
IMPEACHMENT
TRIAL
JAIL
IMPEACH TRUMP-VANCE
Take Musk Out with the garbage.
TREASON HAS CLEAR CONSEQUENCES
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FIGHT FOR YOUR COUNTRY. It’s the least you can do.
https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2025/02/14/musk-putin-apply-for-joint-custody-of-donald-trump/