“Yeah, you know, Miguel.”

She curled two of her fingers, making them look like fangs as she held her hand in front of her face to mimic a vampire.

“Maybe that’s just that comic writer’s theory. Anyway you can totally crash with me for a while until you find your own place if you want.”
"We have a resident vampire?" she'd question under her breath.

"But, uuuhhhh, no, I'm just trying to focus a bit more on me these days. You know, figure out who I am. Try to settle in on Earth-616. Figure out how to pay the /egregious/ rent they charge in Manhattan-616."

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