Florida woman sees into a future in which she has an extra 700 simoleons: “During the reading, Valdez De Miguel allegedly told the man he needed a "deeper spiritual cleansing procedure" that would cost between $600 and $700.” www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/d... - ThreadSky

joshmankiewicz.bsky.social • 20 days ago

Florida woman sees into a future in which she has an extra 700 simoleons:
“During the reading, Valdez De Miguel allegedly told the man he needed a "deeper spiritual cleansing procedure" that would cost between $600 and $700.”
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/doral-woman-stole-thousands-during-tarot-card-readings-spiritual-cleansings-cops/3580444/

😂 😂 😂 😂

🤔🧐🥴😁

Simoleans. 🤣 P.S. Oldest trick in the book. 💸 🔮 🤦🏻‍♀️

Now "simoleons" is a word I haven't seen used in FOREVER. Josh is bringing it back Old School

I don’t understand why it’s her crime that he’s stupid.

I suspect you could get spiritual healing much cheaper on some of the streets in Miami, if things had come to that.

At least the cleansing wasn’t an enema.😳

Saw this earlier. Knew it wouldn’t go past you. Who calls someone off a flyer and then tells them their bank balance??

How does that guy function without a keeper?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3113747/New-York-man-says-fortuneteller-scammed-fortune.html
Can't find the article I was looking for which involved a NYC psychic conning a man out of tens of thousands by claiming she could bring his girlfriend back from the dead.