Tomorrow is not guaranteed. Before it's too late, tell that one motherfucker to go fuck himself. - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

amirtalai.bsky.social • 164 days ago

Tomorrow is not guaranteed.

Before it's too late, tell that one motherfucker to go fuck himself.

Comments

spademo.bsky.social•164 days ago

That’s a bit aggressive

tacozombie.bsky.social•164 days ago

Yes, sir. I’ll go tell them this afternoon

erikasfavlesbo.bsky.social•164 days ago

i would but then that means i gotta redownload twitter

ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social•164 days ago

Complain about them to me instead and we can talk shit and scream “fuck you” to those mfs in voice chat, then everyone wins!

amirtalai.bsky.social•164 days ago

then pick a different motherfucker

erikasfavlesbo.bsky.social•164 days ago

i won't lie most of them arw on twitter

elisedubois.bsky.social•164 days ago

Going to bring this energy next time an ass of a bus passenger starts chewing out the bus driver for not doing a special stop just for this guy because the bus was on a diversion. I knew it was going to be a special experience when the guy claimed to be a lawyer and started citing bus diversion laws

turnthepaige90.bsky.social•163 days ago

Alas, I cannot. I need to stay employed 😂

shidoe.bsky.social•164 days ago

Seeing this after seeing your story definitely think I have to now

ngamtnlivin.bsky.social•164 days ago

Daily actually. My morning mantra.

motojohnny.bsky.social•164 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

edcarroll.bsky.social•163 days ago

there is always that one guy who needs to hear this.

catladykathy.bsky.social•163 days ago

🤣

bluernbow.bsky.social•99 days ago

Sounds like you saw Bruce McCulloch's tour

ahelluvalesbian.bsky.social•164 days ago

Next time I drive by their house I’ll flip them off in your honor.

inflatablealastor.bsky.social•164 days ago

Will do

scootsss.bsky.social•164 days ago

I *finally* did this recently, and damn if it didn't feel good.

haeleefull.bsky.social•164 days ago

Don’t believe your lying eyes. Trump’s mask is off and his dystopian fascist reality is taking shape. There are disaffected Magalites getting disillusioned every passing day. Help them onward to join the pro-Democracy coalition and turn it into a supermajority-this is how you turn the tides blue. 💙🌊

haeleefull.bsky.social•164 days ago

Ask not what your country can do for you -ask what you can do for your country. When “We the People” stand United, under the hallowed banners of liberty, equality and justice for all and fight “BIGLY”, we will not only prevail, but we will WIN to let freedom ring loud, clear and blue. LFG! 💙💙🌊🌊

haeleefull.bsky.social•164 days ago

It’s FAFO time for them- they are starting to feel distraught, insecure and panicked-this is the opportune time to “demagafy.” This way when Mango Mussolini tries to sing his pied-piper song again,(he will) they will not only be immune/but will vociferously reject his mesmerizing beckoning call.

haeleefull.bsky.social•164 days ago

Just roll up the “truth” newspapers NOW and smack them around mercilessly and we won’t go back!! We have until 1/20/2025” where “We the People” have immense power to change the course of our collective manifest destinies. When we fight “BIGLY” we will not only prevail, but we will win!

haeleefull.bsky.social•164 days ago

“To secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself“ - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

haeleefull.bsky.social•164 days ago

Strong 🦻HEARtS💙💙 Clear eyes👀. It ain’t over until the fat Orange convict singsings on 1/20/2025! We are not going back! Fight strategically, fight smart, divide-conquer and convert the MA.GA.

antifabae.bsky.social•164 days ago

One motherfucker = Israel

takagawa.bsky.social•164 days ago

Will do, man! 👍

nerdysqwuril.bsky.social•164 days ago

Aye aye captain 🫡

alimaahh.bsky.social•164 days ago

This is my life’s philosophy 😇

mfte.bsky.social•163 days ago

🫵 🤘 🎸 Will do.

transalastor.bsky.social•164 days ago

will do 🫡

britishqueer.bsky.social•164 days ago

what if you're the motherfucker in my life. (you're always so mean to me and hurt my feelings)

amirtalai.bsky.social•163 days ago

not to victim blame but
nah you know what never mind

erikasfavlesbo.bsky.social•163 days ago

nah now u gotta say it (i'm just nosy)

britishqueer.bsky.social•163 days ago

i mean unless it's geniunely you cant stand me and hate me and why then dont please let me be delusional

britishqueer.bsky.social•163 days ago

AMIR. NO. IF YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY SAY IT TO MY FACE.

You're just jealous because im british and we get free healthcare and make banging food >:( you're just jealous because im joels favourite arent you????

amirtalai.bsky.social•163 days ago

yes
no
yes

khaosguillotine.bsky.social•163 days ago

not even Joel’s favorite when you know him know him. Brutal

britishqueer.bsky.social•163 days ago

what can i say i have a way with the ladies (joel) (im awwtistic)

britishqueer.bsky.social•94 days ago

hey so amir what the fuck was this about

britishqueer.bsky.social•94 days ago

i don't know who to believe... 2 months ago amir saying im joels favourite or 11 days ago amir saying HES joels favourite...

britishqueer.bsky.social•163 days ago

I COULD TELL FROM HOW YOU GAZED AT HIM IN THIS PICTURE

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ajscdt.bsky.social•163 days ago

WILD 🤣

milesstarling.bsky.social•164 days ago

What if those mf's were my parents-

ajscdt.bsky.social•164 days ago

My favorite pass time is telling people how I really feel with my chest. This is solid advice

aut0hfocus.bsky.social•164 days ago

It can be freeing tbh. Just a real good, meaningful, from the heart, "go fuck yourself"

vividpurple71.bsky.social•163 days ago

Trying to cover all the bases…

deanmartin0.bsky.social•164 days ago

Ew you interact with bad people

remithepenny.bsky.social•164 days ago

I unblocked that person just for this, thanks Amir 🫡

melvynjh.bsky.social•163 days ago

Achieving what exactly? Playground bullying. Tell him yourself.

alastorssmile.bsky.social•163 days ago

thank you amir 💪

aerieren.bsky.social•164 days ago

I read this in Alastor's voice lmao

yandergay.bsky.social•164 days ago

For real

lightfuryraiden.bsky.social•164 days ago

amir i needed to hear this so badly 😭

jaekaebich.bsky.social•164 days ago

I make sure to tell my reflection that every night.

kitsami23.bsky.social•163 days ago

I will good sir

camwhataconcept.bsky.social•164 days ago

You just summed up Ferris Bueller's Day Off 😂

fancypants723.bsky.social•164 days ago

But he’s my doctor and currently kind of killing me. Maybe I can yell it at him when I’m discharged. 😂😂

fancypants723.bsky.social•164 days ago

Nah, I think I’m going to blare this on my way out of the hospital instead

https://youtu.be/s9HyDRpJrsw?si=Xqyhu5nEjqd-UTSO

alastorishere.bsky.social•164 days ago

Already gonna do that X3

eliniel.bsky.social•163 days ago

Thanks, absolutely needed this today

rebeccakitty88.bsky.social•164 days ago

Maybe if I find another MF to say it to. The one I thought of I don’t want his toxicity back in my life at all.

ukulilyjane.bsky.social•164 days ago

You know, you’re right - I was umm-ing and ahh-ing on whether I should but now I’m gonna 🙂‍↕️👍

chinchillamajor.bsky.social•164 days ago

Just learned earlier today that my most insufferable client from my IRL Angel Dust years is no longer among the living, and. Yeah. I'm gonna miss that opportunity, a little.

cristophlyz.bsky.social•164 days ago

should we really be critiquing others relationships??

you dont know how they met

maybe that motherfucker is a caring lady lover who knows she likes her feet massaged after a long day

just like she knows he likes it when she @$#&$ &@$ ?&!$ with her tongue

lets just let them be happy

craves-crimson.bsky.social•164 days ago

I just spit out my coffee. Not the Amir I was expecting this morning. 🤣

ineffablecringe.bsky.social•164 days ago

Noted, I will

alphatozulu.bsky.social•164 days ago

That’s… not the Bible verse I was expecting this morning, but OK!🙂🙂

spacenerdboi.bsky.social•164 days ago

Alastor ass tweet 😂

rowdyrod2258.bsky.social•164 days ago

I doubt the Secret Service would let me get that close to Donnie. Lol.

morgiemango.bsky.social•164 days ago

Ty Amir I needed this