🎉1K RAFFLE 🎉
A nice little Bsky raffle as thanks for all of yall liking my silly little guys!!
To enter:
- Repost!
- Follow me!
- (Optional) Tell me your best dad joke (I need more fodder to torture friends with)
Winner(s?) gets a flat fullbody, ill give it a week before I roll (Nov 20)
A nice little Bsky raffle as thanks for all of yall liking my silly little guys!!
To enter:
- Repost!
- Follow me!
- (Optional) Tell me your best dad joke (I need more fodder to torture friends with)
Winner(s?) gets a flat fullbody, ill give it a week before I roll (Nov 20)
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My Dad has started building dioramas as a hobby in his retirement. Lately he's been making a model of Mt Everest.
I asked, "Is it to scale?"
He said, "No, it's to look at."
I'm bad at distinguishing what makes a Dad Joke vs just cheesy as hell lmao BUT i always thought this was hysterically funny growing up (just kidding it's still funny now bc the face ppl make when I say it B))
What's the difference between an elephant and a carton of eggs?🤔
How do you hide an elephant in your fridge?
Paint its toes red and put it behind the cherries
These always sent me reeling as a kid idfk why. Never failed to take me out LMAO
Ok this one might not be as funny but i got a chuckle:
What dnd class would a ram be?? A Baaaaabarian
My favourite is "See you next year!" on New Years Eve 🤣
Why don't dragons make suitable comedians?
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They constantly dragon the punchline!
For my dad joke:
Hey, what do ya call an old snowman? A puddle!
I'll try to return with a good joke
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
congratz on 1k!
Did you know ketchup gives you good vision? It's true, Heinz Sight is always 20/20.
Obviously needs a bad Connery impression.
"What's the fastest liquid in the world?"
"Milk, it's pasteurized (past-your-eyes) before you even know it!"
I actually got this one from work via a phlebotomist who always drops off and has a dad joke to tell ✨
Your works are beautiful!
Congratulations and thank you for the chance!