cishet men are insane (sorry no alt text I am very eepy) - ThreadSky

flailmorpho.bsky.social • 42 days ago

cishet men are insane

(sorry no alt text I am very eepy)

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nyitah.online•42 days ago

Like wtf, so off putting

batchocolaterie.bsky.social•41 days ago

This is painful

hellvalleyskytree.bsky.social•38 days ago

HUH??? that's fucking wild

skunkw0rxx.dev•42 days ago

excuse me, but what the fuck?

dragonsbedchambers.bsky.social•41 days ago

How... how is this real?

zoeywolfy.bsky.social•42 days ago

Why is it always other germans 😭

kdurmeter.bsky.social•42 days ago

You can tell he's beating off during all this

sixarmedsweater.bsky.social•41 days ago

This aren’t mere red flags, these are tornado sirens.

bluenevolentnsfw.bsky.social•42 days ago

I can understand someone being 'thirsty', but this is just something else.

necirejaska.bsky.social•42 days ago

I think I fucking died from second hand cringe...

flailmorpho.bsky.social•42 days ago

how are people like this real

slimethewrld666.bsky.social•41 days ago

this is wild

lunacaead.bsky.social•42 days ago

Why are men

naomihofficial.bsky.social•40 days ago

Lmao? Oh my fucking God??????

goodgirl.sunspot.dog•40 days ago

🤢 WHAT

THE LITERAL
ACTUAL FUCK???? MY MOM WILL PAY?? EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK WHO EVEN

makitstop.bsky.social•42 days ago

ohhh
oh noooo

also, like- prostitution is legal in germany, if he's that desperate to smash, and doesn't have that money, he could literally just find someone there

i can not imagine what i would do if someone pulled this shit to me, like i'd probably rant to them for like 20 minutes

puppee.puppygirls.online•42 days ago

What the FUCK?

puppee.puppygirls.online•42 days ago

sorry thats CRAZY

mentova.bsky.social•42 days ago

Can this possibly get any more awkward

kanna-banana.bsky.social•42 days ago

i... what

sandypuggames.bsky.social•42 days ago

Breathtaking, beautiful in some ways, even

switchboy95.bsky.social•42 days ago

What an odd person. Sorry you had to put up with that.

lunarweasel.bsky.social•42 days ago

Oh my god

lunarweasel.bsky.social•42 days ago

You wouldn't think "don't have your mom pay for sex work for you" would be advice *anyone* needed to hear, and yet...

angrynerdbird.bsky.social•38 days ago

omfg ahahahahahahaha

manor-system.bsky.social•6 days ago

Samantha:Men (derogatory)

flailmorpho.bsky.social•38 days ago

still reeling from weird dude who wanted his mom to pay me a ton of money to fly out to germany and fuck him

mentova.bsky.social•38 days ago

it was certainly one of the strangest things I've read recently lmao

rekkerott.bsky.social•38 days ago

That conversation would be wild.

S. Mom can I have 2900€?
M.why do you need that much?
S. So I can have an internet person hypnotize me and then fuck me in the ass.
M......

risingphoenix0.bsky.social•38 days ago

Definitely the weirdest thing I'll read today

flailmorpho.bsky.social•42 days ago

I should add this guy found me through *checks notes* finding a cohost posting of my price sheet on the wayback machine

and then proceeded to not actually read the price sheet until I told him to

digitanuki.bsky.social•42 days ago

wHAT

hypermobilehyena.bsky.social•42 days ago

This is bananas crazy

claire.chapien.net•42 days ago

that's an insane way for someone to find you wtf

jethanded-wyvern.bsky.social•41 days ago

That is a lot of effort not to do the effort of reading.

blimpeh.bsky.social•42 days ago

bro???????

erismothslut.bsky.social•42 days ago

I'm not even shocked

jackiewolf.bsky.social•41 days ago

Hey so I understand you have a life and like this is so sudden but can you like.. oh idk visit my country and fuck me? Only fuck me. Nothing else. That's not weird you're weird for thinking that it's weird /s

guillotineshout.bsky.social•41 days ago

This is not improving my already low opinion of Germans

bingoasticot.bsky.social•42 days ago

Getting even glimpses of the lack of social clues those type of lads have shouldn't be done without protective eyewear tbh

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