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flailmorpho.bsky.social • 5 days ago

I invented a gun that makes you pregnant

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bwixie.bsky.social•5 days ago

guns don't impregnate people, people do. :3

mandyreznor.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh hey, didn't that gun show up in Civvie's Soldier of Fortune video?

loudacid.bsky.social•3 days ago

Gross, in this political climate?

flailmorpho.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm sorry for making penis joke that upset you specifically random guy v_v

penises should never be joked about in this political climate, I guess

loudacid.bsky.social•3 days ago

Turns out I was just really hungry and mad about the lack of accessible safe abortions and reproductive rights being stripped away and took that out on your skeet when I opened BlueSky.

Kinda over reacted, my bad 😅

flailmorpho.bsky.social•3 days ago

no problem my guy I was just rather baffled

jaxxieguillotine.bsky.social•5 days ago

Finally

mewtype.online•5 days ago

...in a scum and villainy game I was in there was a vore gun

yuriswine.bsky.social•5 days ago

I can't believe it was a problem that I helped solve instead of create. I figured out the vore gun*

*Did drugs and the drugs told me.

mewtype.online•5 days ago

If you aren't doing dumb shit in a game where you are functionally immortal you are playing it wrong

yuriswine.bsky.social•5 days ago

AND YET I NEVER GOT TO SPACE A SINGLE COP.

yuriswine.bsky.social•5 days ago

I guess I could've just tried harder despite everyone begging me not to make things a billion times worse.

ponderthefox.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh no thank you

n3wfl3sh.bsky.social•5 days ago

There's a pun in there somewhere about Glocks but I'm too tired to think of it

shadumura.bsky.social•4 days ago

El Pregante~!
[On hit: Become Pregnarant.]

coal-the-kobold.bsky.social•5 days ago

gregnant

angrynerdbird.bsky.social•5 days ago

This sounds like a scrapped draft from that Harley Quinn scene with the cancer ray gun.

mistomaxo.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:HR_Giger_Geb%C3%A4rmaschine_Aluminium.jpg

flailmorpho.bsky.social•5 days ago

behold my
PNUEMATIC
ENERGIZED
NATALIZER
IN
SILICONE

thefarhorizon.bsky.social•4 days ago

I support sensible gun control*.

*cages and chastity belts

nosuperman10.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9P0WRYafwo

fletcherveyluu.bsky.social•5 days ago

If you need a firing range target for that thing I’m available anytime. 👀

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