Ok... Hear me out. I think that every county should elect one RESIDENT to be the Designated Level Headed Person. They serve as a halfway point for social disputes that need influences similar to a serious judicial office. They would be responsible for determining if this some dumb shit or... - ThreadSky

newliefmedia.bsky.social • 58 days ago

Ok... Hear me out. I think that every county should elect one RESIDENT to be the Designated Level Headed Person. They serve as a halfway point for social disputes that need influences similar to a serious judicial office. They would be responsible for determining if this some dumb shit or...

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newliefmedia.bsky.social•58 days ago

...Or if they really do need to be elevated to the actual courts to maintain peace. They would also serve as witnesses and notaries for things that really don't need a paper trail but feel better with third-party insurance. As compensation, the Designated Level Headed Person will receive this...

newliefmedia.bsky.social•58 days ago

... They would be paid the exact amount of cash needed to take themselves and 3 other adults to the most expensive recreational experience available in the county, weekly. In addition, 25 hours of taxable labor at any "day job" must be treated as if they worked the full 40 and compensated for...

newliefmedia.bsky.social•58 days ago

This new incentive would bar the Elected Individual from accumulating overtime or participating in that Day Job more than 25 hours a week.

To facilitate, the county sets aside a budget to be spent equally amongst the candidates. All other funds directed to the campaign of either candidate...

newliefmedia.bsky.social•58 days ago

...Would be considered multiple counts of bribery equal to the population of the county at the time of the election. It will be illegal to schedule non-essential labor on election day, and there will be a recreational incentive to linger, count, and celebrate the winner.

newliefmedia.bsky.social•58 days ago

Someone would be justified to say, "What you're asking for is a sherif." But from a vibes perspective, sheriff feels like it's got too much legal oomph behind it.

This new position gives the courts someone to glance over and ask, "Was the plaintiff indeed being a dick?" ...

newliefmedia.bsky.social•58 days ago

... This Elected Individual would then have the authority to respond with "The plaintiff is well within his legal rights to seek litigation. However, as the department reviews evidence presented, it does fall under the purview of Dick Move."

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