I chug my coffee. I feel less wack. I read my emails. I send emails back. I hop on bluesky. I make some pitches. I get no likes. I get no bitches. - ThreadSky

jovialstarfish.bsky.social • 4 days ago

I chug my coffee. I feel less wack.
I read my emails. I send emails back.

I hop on bluesky. I make some pitches.
I get no likes. I get no bitches.

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voxevangeline.bsky.social•4 days ago

You sound like me.

helenangel.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂🤣 I legit laughed at out at this. Love it!!

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hehehe yaaaay! Successssss

helenangel.bsky.social•4 days ago

I really needed a laugh, too. Lupus has been kicking my ass. Or my kidneys rather.

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

We gotta train and kick lupus' ass back. But by train I guess I mean do so much science that Lupus gets scared and leaves your kidneys aloonee 🫂

helenangel.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yes!! I wish I could just recode my immune system

feistyfeminist.bsky.social•4 days ago

BARS

feistyfeminist.bsky.social•4 days ago

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

miri100.bsky.social•4 days ago

I will seek you out and give you likes can’t guarantee I don’t bitch

thesociophi.bsky.social•4 days ago

Such eloquent poetry has never been written until today, and over the course of this one simple skeet

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

I let the poetry flow through me. I let it use me as a vesselllll

thesociophi.bsky.social•4 days ago

You will go down in history as the next Shakespearean mastermind, for sure.

badgerwthumbs.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂🤣😂👍

brycity.bsky.social•4 days ago

*A tear rolls down my cheek*. That was beautiful.

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

*bowing so low that my face touches my dirty office carpet*

rudawg74.bsky.social•4 days ago

bronnenberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

I couldnt have said it better. Im not going back to FB or X but Bluesky is wearing pretty thin with me.

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

The best way to get the most out of bsky is to make a list of your friends/fam/people you want to see. It took me a minute to figure it out, but it really made a difference!

bronnenberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Not a lot of my friends use Bluesky.

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Same. I am slowly bullying them until they get on here. They will eventually lol. And I started looking for people with similar interests to be my bsky friends. Slow but eventually good!

bronnenberg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Keep on it. I will do all I can.

themilfmag.net•4 days ago

oh dont b modest u got so many bitchez

sindurrella.bsky.social•4 days ago

Gotta update that cuz you got a lot of likes!

gymclasswarfare.bsky.social•4 days ago

I like this, let me have a go

There was a user on BlueSky
Who had a few good lines to try
He'd post but alas
He still got no ass
Now there's nothing left but to cry

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bravo!!! Beautiful!!!

gymclasswarfare.bsky.social•4 days ago

You were the inspiration 🫶

diamofiasco.bsky.social•4 days ago

I lie on the couch, phone in hand
I look up to the 'Sky, phone in face
Can't post sexy cause I'm bland
Got no birds in this other place

marawhoops.bsky.social•4 days ago

got this bitch

jovialstarfish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Heck yea. Guys I'm finally getting bitches! I gotta come up with a new rap.

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