What's brown and sticky? A stick - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

About ThreadSky

notablyuncool.bsky.social • 140 days ago

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

What does a Renaissance Fair do when it doesn't have the money to hire knights for the jousting competition?

Hire freelancers.

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A wonkey.

What's the fruit that can't run away and get married?

A Cantaloupe.

I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now.

I knew a guy who was addicted to brake fluid.
He says he can stop at any time.

Vampires don't exist, unless you Count Dracula.

Did you hear about the invisible man who went to the doctor?

He’s still waiting to be seen.

What does Hannah call deer with no eyes?

No eye deer.

What does Hannah call deer with no LEGS and no eyes?

…still no eye deer

I always like to be included. Haha

Reply