"Listen dude, I didn't sign up for this shit! I signed up for breast feeding, koochie koo, little bottles of strained carrots, and weird ass TV shows with puppets in them."
Ultimately, though, it's not because life does not owe your baby anything that you're entitled to give him nothing. Which means decisive victory for the baby.
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Oh wait, no, I hate those fuckers. Life *is* hard, so make sure your kids get all the love and attention they need in their youth.
Love your kids or they grow up to be Republicans. Nobody wants that shit.
Sounds like a skill issue tbh I’m hard and also pretty fair so
That's what your SSN is, that's your receipt.
Ultimately, though, it's not because life does not owe your baby anything that you're entitled to give him nothing. Which means decisive victory for the baby.