Review: your tweet fails to cite the concurrent joke made in private correspondence to you by C Voelcker. You have also forgotten to cite Voelcker 1990, 1991, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995,... and more recent work like Voelcker 2023. None of these contains jokes, but I think they are still highly relevant!
Please write at least a 30 page rebuttal to the relevant joke AC to atone for your sins. Alternatively I will be forced to lobby for a month long RLC rebuttal period and forcing you to be review chair in perpetuity.
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