if i was friends with callie she would hate my ass bc i would be at her house 24/7 crushing on her mom - ThreadSky

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shaunasknife.bsky.social • 91 days ago

if i was friends with callie she would hate my ass bc i would be at her house 24/7 crushing on her mom

i'd insist on doing the garden for her. i don't know shit about horticulture but i'd suddenly become an expert

i would work on her garden, fix her toilets, do to the dishes, cook her meals, kill the rabbits, whatever she wants whenever she wants im there

wait, don't kill the rabbits! you'll be taking away one of her few enjoyments in life

the way i would have no respect for jeff

oh same i’d be rude to him and being like hello hiii 🥰to shauna

same same ohhh do you need help making dinner 🥰😍 oh look who’s home 😒

oh what ? jeff is here? i didn’t even notice him 😒

didn’t even know callie had a dad

shauna - i mean ms shipman - there’s a strange blonde man walking up your driveway!

callie’s mom has got it going on….

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