Dear loud middle-aged boozing gentlemen on the train, I do not wish to hear ‘hilarious’ anecdotes about an apprentice with ‘a hammer tied to his 🐓with string’ - it’s either cruelty to chickens or disturbing homoeroticism
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I’m no prude but there’s a time and a place, it’s like me regaling the carriage with assorted career lowlights - nobody wants to hear about an accidental mouthful of vomit
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I’m no prude but there’s a time and a place, it’s like me regaling the carriage with assorted career lowlights - nobody wants to hear about an accidental mouthful of vomit
Hope you’re all good and Geoff is being kept warm and fully supplied with doggy tasty morsels.
Fortunately the mouthful of vomit wasn’t me because I’d have immediately died
Whilst training, I worked on a unit where (despite barrier nursing) 85% of the patients had Noro, C.diff, &/or gastroenteritis.
You actually couldn’t describe the working day. It was literally wall-to-wall cr*p.
I eventually contracted Noro and thought I was going to die. 😵