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knilirabaj.bsky.social • 14 days ago

Ranch dressing haters, unite.

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*pulling the pin*

ranch is vile

*logging off to go watch severance*

Comments

kylie.hater.club•14 days ago

Oh thank GOD

thebacon.bsky.social•14 days ago

Ok I'm here for this one.

txvoodoo.bsky.social•14 days ago

OMG I FEEL SO HAPPY I'M NOT ALONE.

deadbarchetta.bsky.social•14 days ago

We might disagree about pickles but I'm right by your side in this battle

terez.bsky.social•14 days ago

i can make a decent ranch at home, but storebought ranch is definitely vile

buckrawheat.bsky.social•14 days ago

At risk of crossing streams with a different, horrifying conversation, tzatziki is actually the ideal sauce for dipping buffalo wings

thebacon.bsky.social•14 days ago

Ok, but I hard agree with you on this.

buckrawheat.bsky.social•14 days ago

Anyway here is that horrifying other conversation

https://bsky.app/profile/britculpsapp.bsky.social/post/3li6mlpephs2g

mxlabradorite.bsky.social•14 days ago

I'm usually a bleu cheese defender, but your ideas intrigue me, and I would like to hear more.

buckrawheat.bsky.social•14 days ago

Bleu cheese is the best option most places will have but tzatziki offers most of the same positives without being more of a salt bomb when you're probably already dying of hypertension from buffalo sauce. It's refreshing and cooling and if you want more protein it's even better.

mxlabradorite.bsky.social•14 days ago

Tzatziki has tang where bleu cheese has funk, but it's honestly choosing between delicious and delicious with garlic.

nonekop.bsky.social•14 days ago

Listen I like ranch and I know it's vile. It just truly is.

petabytes.bsky.social•14 days ago

Ranch isn't really a thing where I'm from (we have our own questionable foodstuffs). I've heard people dip their pizza in it?

ofvick.bsky.social•14 days ago

If ranch has a million haters, I'm one of them

If ranch has 5 haters, I'm one of them

If ranch has 1 hater, that hater is me

If ranch has no haters I am no more upon the earth

If the world loves ranch I'm against the entire world

knilirabaj.bsky.social•14 days ago

Speak truth to power.