Guest: Dude, your dog is annoying. Make her stop barking. Me: That's not barking, it's more of a door #chime. Morticia's just letting me know the termite guy is here. #vss365 - ThreadSky

authorleishman.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Guest: Dude, your dog is annoying. Make her stop barking.

Me: That's not barking, it's more of a door #chime. Morticia's just letting me know the termite guy is here. #vss365