lived way too long smoking mids in Baltimore to be able to move to the west coast and understand a quarter of what these guys are talking about in dispensaries. my brother in christ does it get me high or what
This always gets me when someone is like "oh I heard carts have pesticides" or whatever. It's always someone I've watched smoke moldy weed they took out of the torn off corner of a grocery bag.
Lmfao bought my wife some prerolls today and I realized they mixed up the order and gave me 2 of the wrong one...she's like, "oh, well it's still weed, right?"
I feel like fuckin Kate Gosselin walking into a shop and being like "okay, look, I need edible or tincture, not chocolate, indica, preferably with high CBN, no melatonin, and NO I mean NO CBD, yeah no thanks I tried that one already, and no of course I don't care about flavor. I NEED TO SLEEP."
First time I really had a ‘kids these days’ moment was hearing that skunk and gassy smelling strains were going to be replaced by fruity strains bc new smokers don’t like the smell.
The people at my dispensary still ask what type of high I'm looking for like I don't walk in every month and ask for a quarter of the cheapest strain they have
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