Mentally shuffling the genders of Cat and Raccoon is one of my favorite passtimes; it subtly changes their relationship in interesting ways. If they have canonical genders, I don't want to know!
Here's a tip: Buy wooden matches (not the paper "booklet" kind), and if you are screwing together wood, wood pulp, OSB, or MDF that has a stripped anchor hole, put the match stick-side down the hole and break off the head. The threads should now grip.
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Alternatively, use the matches to burn it down