The mustache may be getting a bit out of hand. Not sure whether I should buy a fixie, get a bunch of tattoos, or become even more pretentious about coffee.
Post image

Comments

Fixie + mustache + coffee is very 2009, I think it’s due for a comeback
reply
You don’t need a bunch of tattoos, just ostentatious sleeves.
reply
You’re about thiiiiiis close to tying damsels to train tracks.
reply
You also would need circle frame tortoise shell pattern glasses.
reply
please cosplay gyro from dota 2
reply
Maybe a forehead curl to match?
reply
Surely at some point one hits the ceiling for coffee pretension ;-)
reply
This is the highest compliment I can pay a curled mustache -- you rock it better than Conor.
reply
Thanks! There’s a lot of feels in that compliment. ❤️😢
reply
A bone crusher and some striped stockings would go really well with that look.
reply

Posting Rules

  • Be respectful to others
  • No spam or self-promotion
  • Stay on topic
  • Follow Bluesky's terms of service