I have more respect for the Fartologist than I do members of MENSA - ThreadSky

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murderxbryan.bsky.social • 40 days ago

I have more respect for the Fartologist than I do members of MENSA

If you haven’t come across Le Petomane in your prep for Fart Guys, please check out the forefather of all modern fart guys https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Pétomane

Also, notice that his name is Joseph Pujol, not lying

Oh wow. I’m gonna have to mention this guy. Howard Stern used to have Mr. Methane and he would fart songs

Makes sense, a MENSA member is just a fartologist that can't admit they enjoy the smell of their own farts

Nobody will pay you money solely for being smart. But you can make a whole career just by farting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist

Well the Fartologist has to go through 8 years of fart school. MENSA members just take a fake test

Not only am I president of fart club for men. I'm also a member.

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