eating pizza in the shell to assert dominance [Originally posted November 22, 2021] - ThreadSky

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batshaped.bsky.social • 47 days ago

eating pizza in the shell to assert dominance

[Originally posted November 22, 2021]

she likes the extra texture

I remember referencing this image when explaining why I ranked Mars #4 on my list of “Halo Head residents ranked by how likely they are to eat a bug”

I don’t think nutritionists mean cellulose when they say get more fiber in your diet, but Mars is gonna do Mars.

It's just a sandwich at that point.

Now I'm picturing Clair going around Halo Head on a moped delivering pizza

This is fantastic

I've been reading recently and god damn this cat is so buff, I understand how she's able to break trees with like two punches maximum

like a normal house cat

I wanna be that Pizza, and the box and the food in her mouth

Is this you

I resent this statement

I hope she let Achilles have the little table thingy, at least.

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