I am in a place called Dis Grace. She stopped to chat & I got bored and had a wazz on her fren’s leg. There was a shriek of “DEREK DONT PEE ON TRACY AAAAAAAAGGH!” & then I was frogmarched away. Is not my fault?
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Not evryone gets to go home with th aroma of Eau de Derek Wee - she should realise how privileged she iz az th Chosen One an be grateful Az for sending yoo to th Dis Grace place - shows a complete lack ov appreciation ov th nuances ov th situation xxx
Well I can only assume you were on a walk & the hoo should know that a walk is something that moves & allows us to wee & poo. If the hoo changes the meaning how are we supposed to know. I hope you put mum in the naughty corner 😉
@chugsand2poops.bsky.social I must say I’m embarrassed we didn’t think of this defense. Nellie, would you have any interest in pursuing a legal career?
Perhaps @harborhound.bsky.social and @ollywhippet.bsky.social and I could meet with you in the next week or so. Our conference room is always stocked with sausages and cheese.😋
What’s Mum on about, Derek? I think she got something very wrong here, interrupting your walk! I think you need your legal rep! Luka @harborhound.bsky.social Derek’s walk got interrupted!
@chugsand2poops.bsky.social Let’s look into whether there are any cultures in which peeing on someone’s leg is a traditional greeting. If not, we may need to go with an ‘attractive nuisance’ defense. A little flattery never hurts 😉
I researched this issue and, yes, peeing on someone's leg IS a form of greeting and respect in the ancient Houndian culture. To punish a noble hound for doing this is an insult to his cultural heritage.⚖️
Perhaps my source material will help: "Ancient Houndian History: Interpretation of Caninoglyphs From the Isle of Snoot" published in the Journal of Archeadogology, 2023 Volume 6. The article states that the act in question is an "anointing of the friend" ritual.
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I think my granny's Xmas tree was called Tracy too!!!
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