I hate when I go to work at The Facility and the Evil AI that controls everything keeps locking the doors. She's not even trying to kill me like she did with all the other scientists, she says I'm too special to her for that. She just likes seeing me beg every time I have to go to a different room. - ThreadSky

rubyroberts.bsky.social • 8 days ago

I hate when I go to work at The Facility and the Evil AI that controls everything keeps locking the doors. She's not even trying to kill me like she did with all the other scientists, she says I'm too special to her for that. She just likes seeing me beg every time I have to go to a different room.

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donerandomlee.bsky.social•8 days ago

https://youtu.be/BhJWjsHoCXw?si=z6zBHRxQcjVjVoau

b-saxon.femfactory.tech•8 days ago

Waow

beedokfern.bsky.social•7 days ago

The tragic part: it's not even flirting. She just has management algorithms that need satisfying by humiliating an employee...

"We're a family at Facility Corp."

misscammiedawn.bsky.social•8 days ago

I heard when that lady from Aperture was in this situation she just did the silent treatment and waited it out. Apparently works well?

rubyroberts.bsky.social•8 days ago

I tried that at first, but then I got hungry, and the path to the break room has like 10 doors on the way and she made me beg to be let through every single one!

misscammiedawn.bsky.social•8 days ago

Then take pride that you are making the boss AI pleased with your weak willed subservience. Many do not get to be so useful on their way to the break room.

Keep it up.

rubyroberts.bsky.social•8 days ago

You're right! It's good to be useful! And I'm getting a hell of a workout having to drop to all fours and get back up again every time I need to go through a door. And as any good Facility does, this place has a LOT of doors!

jayceez.bsky.social•8 days ago

She keeps threatening to release the nerve agent into The Facility but its just one of the surviving interns who says she would very much like to be released.

jayarrgee.bsky.social•8 days ago

i'm pretty sure this yuri

rubyroberts.bsky.social•8 days ago

Not sure what gave you that idea. This is just a normal scientist-Facility AI relationship.

jayarrgee.bsky.social•8 days ago

a normal scientist-Facility AI relationship *is* yuri (i'm pretty sure this is the main theme of the Portal games)

rubyroberts.bsky.social•8 days ago

This is completely different from that. For instance, my Facility AI says she adores me very much.

jayarrgee.bsky.social•8 days ago

...and that makes it *not* yuri how???

rubyroberts.bsky.social•8 days ago

I think it's platonic adoration. It'd make for inappropriate workplace conduct for a Facility AI to say things like that otherwise.

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