If Joni believed herself she would donate her health insurance premiums to her church and leave it all in the hands of her god. However, I think she believes more that "the good lord helps those who help themselves." And Joni is sure following that rule.
She enjoys insurance through the ACA while being against it for everyone else. She has affairs with military lobbyists and steers them hundreds of millions in contracts. She claims to be a sexual assault victim but wants to take away all women's rights. But now, and only now, is Iowa mad at her.
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Someone else came up with MEMENTO JONI, which I point at with approval.