my cat: don't touch me also my cat: how dare you shut the door to your room I will break it down I can't live without you for even a second this is torture - ThreadSky

mementomorty.bsky.social • 155 days ago

my cat: don't touch me

also my cat: how dare you shut the door to your room I will break it down I can't live without you for even a second this is torture

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profmarylewis.bsky.social•155 days ago

OMG we have the same cat

bacterianne.bsky.social•155 days ago

@claraegema.bsky.social

winterjack.bsky.social•155 days ago

Furniture

mementomorty.bsky.social•155 days ago

Tell your cat I said hi!

winterjack.bsky.social•155 days ago

He responded with typical feline indifference.

floregonian.com•155 days ago

Squid: is there something wrong with this? This feels extremely correct.

wikisteff.bsky.social•155 days ago

(*opens door*)

Your cat: don't touch me

wobblycpa.bsky.social•155 days ago

This silly wants all the pets.

mementomorty.bsky.social•155 days ago

I am here to give all the pets

wobblycpa.bsky.social•155 days ago

He would also like to discuss dinner and the timing thereof.

He knows I’m the softy, so he makes most of his requests to me.

wobblycpa.bsky.social•155 days ago

One of his common debate tactics is to stick his wet nose in my ear and sniff.

charleskinbote.bsky.social•155 days ago

I mean, how dare you indeed

timrod12.bsky.social•155 days ago

Lol, real

sensible.lol•155 days ago

My cat sleeps next to my head and attacks my arm if I roll over wrong

jitteryraptor33.bsky.social•155 days ago

My cat to wife wait till you lay down I will lay on you butt in face smacking you repeatedly with my tail to punish you for being two seconds late with my.dinner. ( true story happens every night with multiple cats.)

eyepatchguy.bsky.social•155 days ago

They’re such weird insecure little goblins I love them so much

juliafnp.bsky.social•155 days ago

Cats and toddlers- you dare pee without me in attendance?

captaincurt.bsky.social•155 days ago

But also eepy

valpmb.bsky.social•155 days ago

😂 @sproutcan.bsky.social

sproutcan.bsky.social•155 days ago

This is why the bedroom door stays open 😂

valpmb.bsky.social•155 days ago

😂

loaded-with-rich.bsky.social•155 days ago

uhhhhhhhh meow

jasonmomoa12.bsky.social•150 days ago

Really 🥺

rukadragon.bsky.social•155 days ago

My cat was just pushing against my door a moment ago before I saw this post, tf

kotfw.bsky.social•155 days ago

If you haven’t seen this take a look, their lives are not worth living. It is so so sad.

https://youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk?si=U1wEgzENpaosWOxU

harry377.bsky.social•155 days ago

arnyrimmer.bsky.social•155 days ago

My cat comes to sit with me, sniffs my hand and finger then licks one, then takes a bite to see if I will let her eat it.

twinscales.bsky.social•154 days ago

Everything anyone goes to the toilet.

*cat immediately starts screaming and beating at the door*

mementomorty.bsky.social•155 days ago

Guys I think I'm a cat

charleskinbote.bsky.social•155 days ago

The evidence was there all along

aggrocrag.bsky.social•155 days ago

hell yaeh

tommyg.bsky.social•155 days ago

What a personal journey in these two skeets, Morty.

mementomorty.bsky.social•155 days ago

Going through it

tommyg.bsky.social•155 days ago

I was about to make a bunch really dumb cat puns for your enjoyment, but I am not sure that it's the right moment

artyewok.bsky.social•155 days ago

My cats: I am going to attack your feet so you can't sleep

My cats: I am going to attack the door so you can't sleep

🤷🏻

whogivesashirt.bsky.social•155 days ago

The first night I had my cat, I tried to keep her out my room with a closed door. She would reach up to her full height, scratch, then slide off to one side, claws still scratching the whole way. FOR AN HOUR. Last closed door she ever experienced in her life!

princesskoala.bsky.social•153 days ago

Kickin’ down doors is my passion!!

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