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miseryvulture.bsky.social • 30 days ago

Dude inside the car waiting with mounting terror and rage, trapped as his fuckin doors finish downloading the latest update

Reposted from Justin🦩Boldaji

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bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social•30 days ago

goddammit wheres a fight club gif of brad pitt saying nice fat cock when you need one

harlotglobetrotter.bsky.social•30 days ago

I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THERE WAS A PERSON INSIDE AT FIRST

miseryvulture.bsky.social•30 days ago

Same, it took me a couple of watches hahaha

clementinedanger.bsky.social•30 days ago

It's going to take at most 20 seconds for that paint to eat through the chassis and melt the engine.

miseryvulture.bsky.social•30 days ago

Man is gonna be rolling into town on axles and the grace of God.

clementinedanger.bsky.social•30 days ago

What god would grace a Cybertruck? Zeus?

Yeah probably Zeus actually.

miseryvulture.bsky.social•30 days ago

An electric serial rapist? Yeah, he'd be all about the Cybertruck.

clementinedanger.bsky.social•30 days ago

I love that we both immediately went with Electric Rapist. Pure instinct. Like yes, this feels right.

clementinedanger.bsky.social•30 days ago

I constantly have to remind myself that Elon Musk, the rapiest man on Earth, has never been formally charged with rape. How fucking crazy is that? There was the horse thing but still. You think the other rapists at the White House make fun of his puny lil sexual assault conviction record?

clementinedanger.bsky.social•30 days ago

Dude came in like a sniper though, goddamn. This is not his first one-handed dick assault.

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