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Describe your WoL/OC's journey through each expansion poorly.
(Tag spoilers if necessary)
Describe your WoL/OC's journey through each expansion poorly.
(Tag spoilers if necessary)
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ARR: Boy goes on adventure trying to find his lost dad, becomes hero instead and finds a new family of his own (the Scions obv)
But of course he can't live content as an Ishgardian because his birth country decides it's going to need a Dragoon.
(Spoiler, it's Ala Mhigo.)
(4th picture: X'cirha with his Co-WoLs, both from Sharlayan)
HW - traumatized warrior discovers the truth of her heritage and finds love along the way
SB - war vet has to work with the most obnoxious people ever in order to absolve her lover of unnecessary guilt
EW - Sure I'll Save The World One More Time What Could Possibly Go Wrong (now you have even more trauma and chronic aether sickness)
DT - nope not doing it i'm on vacation
7AE: Spanish Potato Woman hailed as Superman, local Dragon All Father, and Capitalist take exception
HW: Spanish Potato Woman and the no good, bad, sucky, awful, Mental Health episode
ShB: The magic cat man came back. But not without a lot of emotional and phystical trauma on Spanish Potato Woman's part.
Also Nazi Superman completely misreads Spanish Potato Woman to the point of her wanting to punch him untill he's the consistency of dead.
Bloody Banquet: Yakuza long battle, but in FF14
HW: Local Dragon fan having worst day ever, decides to kill the pope
SB: Blonde Bitch gets murder boner for local feline and party, promptly jumped
EW: Local Feline and friends throw hands with depression, win.
DT: Local Feline and friends' gay summer vacation is constantly interrupted by rude lizards
HW: well that didn't work, time to work on the hero thing somewhere else
StB: yay, fighting the empire and even sailing again! and fun 🪓 times on the Steppe and
EW: not even leaving me an Empire to fight myself, rude. guess I just have to deal with Existential Stuff now.
ARR: "Could you do this one thing for me?"
HW: "Alphinaud, you gave him depression!"
SB: Tripped on a Steppe, now she's starting to like it.
ShB: Oh fuck my meds! Wait, why do you know I need meds?
EW: Why can't he ask me out normally...?
HW: Helps Ishgard to spite Ishgardians
SB: ZENOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS!!!
SHB: Working through grief by being the Warrior of Darkness
EW: I’M NOT LETTING YOU DIE!!!
DT: Guess who’s taking up Azem’s mantle :)
ARR: Living the dream, then living the patches
HW: Ending centuries of conflict rather than go to therapy
StB: If he had 5 gil for every time a blonde got turned on by fighting him, he'd have 10 gil. But it's weird it happened twice
ShB: Bumps into his ex, finds out he has a daughter
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DT: Visits the new world, comes back ready to make a Promise of his own
ARR: She's telling me to return to the waking sands for the 500th time!
HW: Hell yeah! we get to punch the pope in the face!
StB: *Chowder's voice* I'm not your boyfriend!
ShB: Aw man...and i though i would become one of those big,muscular sin eaters
EW: Im not your boyfriend! 2.0
HW: Depressed lizard hunts old man.
SB: Super depressed lizard hates everyone. Until they're gone.
ShBr: Lizard becomes Gremlim of Darkness. Keeps title. Beats up old man. +1 daughter.
EW: Lizard helps birb beat up depression. +1 mom.