Scottish tourguide vs Outlander
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I’m a Scottish man who took part in Highland Games wearing the feileadh mór (traditional Great Kilt folded from 7 yards of tartan).
Even that didn’t get me laid….
….although dropping my Calvins as the last part of the process had the ladies trying to sneak a peek *every single time*
Tbf, one of the lads went from having an English lass stick her hand up his kilt and pronounce to her mates “yep, no underwear” (he was at the bar waiting to be served) to getting jiggy with her in parking in less than 25 mins.
Last man in buys
Imagine a scared rabbit in headlights. That was him.
His balls were in play.
He converted to a shag in the back of a Land Rover 🤣
"You'll be wanting the Highlander one then?"
"No, the Monty Python one."
"Aye? Good on ye! Ha'a nice visit"
(but also, Alan Cumming is sexy af)