We survived Stalin's Purges. We survived the Nazis. We survived Putin. You, we don't bother fighting; it's not a challenge. Maybe now that you teamed up with Putin, fighting you will be a challenge."
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Europeans: "You know, we had this going for a while. It was called Wars, Conquest, and Imperialism, and we decided to give it a break. It seems like we'll have to return to our traditional way of operating."
Canada - "Hey hoser, you know that the Geneva Conventions have a whole set of sections about things Canadian Soldiers did in WW2 and WW1 that are now considered evil?
Do you also know that we fought in every war? And that our favorite sport has this thing: if you disrespect someone or are disrespected, you're expected to throw punches at them, and your teammates cheer?"
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Europeans: "You know, we had this going for a while. It was called Wars, Conquest, and Imperialism, and we decided to give it a break. It seems like we'll have to return to our traditional way of operating."
Canada - "Hey hoser, you know that the Geneva Conventions have a whole set of sections about things Canadian Soldiers did in WW2 and WW1 that are now considered evil?
GOP - "Yes, master, we are weak. We will lick your anus every single day of the week."
Trump - "FINALLY, SOMEONE IS LISTENING TO ME!"