Just took a nap and had a dream that was basically watching half of a Captain America 4 movie. It was clearly nothing like the real one but either way I had a great time. Here are some highlights.
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Funny story, in 1989 when Indiana Jones and the last crusade came out Karate Part 3 came out only a month after and they were the 2 movies I wanted to see most in the world. I was so excited that I had a very elaborate dream of Mr Miyagi and Indy having to save Daniel from an crumbling temple
There was a big montage in the middle where Cap and Red Hulk were both working together and took down a bunch of cameo villains including Sandman, Killer Croc from the Arkham games, some sort of Dominos themed pizza villain, and a mech suit controlled remotely by Justin Hammer.
It was like if The Noid had the body of Pepsi Man and Dominos logos all over. We also showed up after the fight and it seems like the Dominos staff had taken him down themselves.
It was revealed that most of them (not Hammer) were being controlled by The Leader who was still a guy but was more of a psychic virus that kept jumping from villain to villain and eventually hit Joaquin Torres who was trying to be Caps sidekick.
The Avengers were a division of the military with a fort/base and a bunch of reserve members hanging around like US Agent, Black Widow (Natasha), Mister Fantastic who just looked like Flatman but with Pedro Pascal's face, and Wanda.
The base had a Burger King which featured a fight with a witch. Sam and Joaquin killed her by waiting until she transformed into a frying pan and dunking her in hot fry oil. We learn from the witch's mom that this was a mind controlled Dotty from Wandavision, who it turns out was a real witch.
There was also a musical bit where Sam sang a song with all three Spider-Men, two of whom seemed to be astral projecting or something. I don't know what the song was but it got a little meta and one of the lyrics jokingly referenced that this song was in Skyfall. Sam also fought a CGI Kingpin.
Last thing I remember was a scene in The Raft where some character was walking through the cafeteria and passing everyone the good guys had caught. At one point he met three versions of Venom, including Tom Hardy but nobody from the Raimi movies. They were depressed because the SPUMC was dead.
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