*Fans screaming in my head's air intakes, while my body's heatsinks blast out waves of rippling air, applying enough suction to a dick to BRUISE THE WHOLE FUCKING SHAFT* #HiHighHopes #Beephorny
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It's a complete roll of the dice. Either you'll have gotten one of the best knobwashings of your life, or you're getting pulled inside out. Your call if you think it's worth the risk *shrug*
You're chillin out in the club, when from the private rooms you hear the muffled roar of a jet engine, a long loud slurp, and horrified screaming. It's not even 10pm yet
I hope that this might give you all some insight into the capabilities and dangers inherent to fucking a robot. And I hope a strong degree of sexual arousal as well.
Yes, I'm an unfettered tease when I'm high, why do you ask?
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The autopsy was absolutely eye opening. Turned the whole thing inside out.
wOuLd YoU LiKe To!?!?
Yes, I'm an unfettered tease when I'm high, why do you ask?