In the tranquil coastal town of Shellville, a humble clam named Clancy dreams of adventure beyond the ocean floor. Unbeknownst to him, Clancy is destined for greatness as a legendary rock opera unfolds.
When a cosmic rift threatens the balance of the universe, a mysterious oracle reveals that Clancy, the seemingly ordinary clam, holds the key to saving all existence.
With a supernatural, sentient pearl bestowed upon him, Clancy sets out on a grand quest across fantastical realms—underwater kingdoms, star-studded galaxies, and mystical islands.
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Which would actually be so much funnier. An actual human being having to respond to this is so much worse.
clopera
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The least he could do is fulfill my wishes
The clopera must also include a number about how clams feel about boxes being called “clamshell”
He was less than helpful.