It's a sad day, so I've decided to score Magic the Gathering frog cards on how gay they are. I am qualified to do this because I am 1. a herpetologist and 2. gay
Starting off strong with Yargle, Glutton of Urborg.
Gay Score: 100/10. Yargle is just a reincarnation of Divine (drag queen)
#mtg #frog
Starting off strong with Yargle, Glutton of Urborg.
Gay Score: 100/10. Yargle is just a reincarnation of Divine (drag queen)
#mtg #frog
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Gay Score: Flubs has no since of direction. I also have no sense of direction. Therefore, by the transitive property, Flubs is gay.
#magicthegathering #frog
Science score: 5/10, no poison frogs have this patterning.
Gay Score: 10/10. Your favorite nonbinary barista.
#magicthegathering #frog
Gay Score: 🎒/10. Frog-with-knife pins decorate the backpacks of every queer kid who rides public transit. Queer people love frog-with-knife.
#magicthegathering #frog
LOOK AT ALL THOSE LIL TADPOLES. LOOK HOW SHE IS GUARDING THEM
Gay Score: 5/10. She teaches high-school theater class and is herself straight. But she singlehandedly carries all the baby gays through their toughest years
#magicthegathering #frog
Gay Score: 0/10. The Gitrog Monster is homophobic.
#magicthegathering #frog