(Posting early b/c it’s been one of those days so I don’t want to tempt fate.)
I’m really thrilled
To see you here
Your love for critters
Makes me cheer!
Tonight is Round 1 of Tuxedo Style! #2025MMM
I’m really thrilled
To see you here
Your love for critters
Makes me cheer!
Tonight is Round 1 of Tuxedo Style! #2025MMM
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Polar Bear
Master of ice
You think you can beat them?
No dice!
Eurasian Water Shrew
Will swim & bite
It’s what they do
Has a neurotoxin surprise for you!
#2025MMM
Tasmanian Devil
Full of growls
Scavenging carcasses
On the prowl!
Delacour’s Langur
Likes the ground
Will hoot & display
Victory Bound!
#2025MMM
Malayan Tapir
Spreading fruit seeds
If attacked on the neck
Bashes assailant against trees!
Giant Cloud Rat
Arboreal fan of the night
With your fluffy coat
You’re a winning sight!
#2025MMM
Cape Buffalo
Tough & strong
If you think you can beat them
You’d be wrong!
Moonrat
Likes to be alone
If you’re an invertebrate
It’s you they will own!
#2025MMM
Ribbon Seal
Prefers the icy waters
Good chance they will win
Outside of incidental orca slaughter!
Southern Tamandua
Forages in trees
Has a “come at me bro” pose
Winning will be a breeze!
#2025MMM
Narwhals
Can have a big pointy tooth
A bonus for winning?
It’s the truth!
Eastern Spotted Skunk
Carries mace
Run if it handstands
Or it will spray your face!
#2025MMM