There's more snakes per acre in Georgia, by a long shot. I'm going to propose the Black Snake Cottonmouth for State Snake of Georgia.
May as well choose the most territorial and aggressive.
Like in football.
I still can't get over Al Franken's story about when he was asked who the worst person in congress was. Without any hesitation the answer is always the same
Yes, it is the Tedcruz, it is a Southwestern Snake and is a venomous snake and can't be trusted. Avoid at all cost as this breed of snake will not even defend it's own mate and in cold weather will slither off to warmer climates like Cancun.
But could be worse y'all could have Tommy Tuberville π. He embarrasses me everytime he opens his mouth. He's the product of decades of Republican control. Dang Alabama we really know how to put in Trump ass kissers. Was Jeff Sessions last time guess Tuberville hoping for an appointment as well
πππ and I hear it's "Official" tooβΌοΈππππ Sure gets my vote although, it truly is a massive insult to snakes. Can they make boots out of him?
Ted Cruz? A career politician whoβs mastered the art of playing both sides. Heβs a selloutβwill say anything to get ahead, but when it matters, he folds. No courage, no principles. Just a pawn in the game. SAD!
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May as well choose the most territorial and aggressive.
Like in football.
The snakes at night
Are 2 inches long
Deep in the heart of Texas...
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Ted Cruz
. You mean it isn't??
Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, Ted Cruz, Ken Paxton, John Cornyn, Chip Roy, etc.
And he's kind of snaky
Paxton is biggest, nastiest snake tho
We do have a variety of state snakes, don't we?
And most handicapped people have empathy towards others. At least the ones Iβve met.
Abbott couldnβt give a fuck.
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