due to nonwoke compliance measures—Meta HQ promises all Angry, Ruthless Cock Sucking, & Mandatory Corporate Anal-Oral will now be "Down Low" - ThreadSky

dril.bsky.social • 51 days ago

due to nonwoke compliance measures—Meta HQ promises all Angry, Ruthless Cock Sucking, & Mandatory Corporate Anal-Oral will now be "Down Low"

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dewmydude.bsky.social•51 days ago

The first 10% to finish or get tired jaws will be fired, regardless of attendance and metrics.

katchup.bsky.social•50 days ago

on it boss

delcodeleche.bsky.social•51 days ago

on the sicks

kbenjaminstone.bsky.social•51 days ago

as jesus said in the big book

sunnyjim.bsky.social•51 days ago

“How then should i list the mandatory anal/oral on my timesheet, is there a project code for this?”

danielrigal.bsky.social•51 days ago

What part of "down low" do you not understand? Book it as "admin", like everybody else.

sunnyjim.bsky.social•51 days ago

Oh ok. Is this billable time or…i guess that’s probably a no?

poddraws.bsky.social•50 days ago

Are you trying to get fired, Jim?

sunnyjim.bsky.social•50 days ago

No, but you know how anal Bob in accounting is. I dont want another anal/oral audit, that was embarrassing for both of us

msicism.bsky.social•50 days ago

Those are rough, especially because they are double blind.

chetickle.bsky.social•50 days ago

Ohh free speech makes you mad. Rofl.

clairejune.bsky.social•51 days ago

Glory holes in the men’s room like the good ‘ol days

robertinthewires.bsky.social•51 days ago

DEI is now short for Dicks Enter Indefinitely.

petersonchris.bsky.social•51 days ago

There will be as much dicksucking as before, only they'll be all mean about it first like they're on the Christian right.

kellyinbuffalo.bsky.social•51 days ago

qua12.bsky.social•50 days ago

Zuckerberg has no principals👍

kraftpunk69.bsky.social•48 days ago

Some people were mean to me on the phone, and they must pay. Nevertheless, the people mean to me at a congressional hearing, are actually Good

falco-l0mbardi.bsky.social•50 days ago

Praise out overlords and their mandatory anal! We are not worthy

falschspieler.com•50 days ago

Such syrupy terms for the sticky corners of sanctioned depravity. The contracts of power are written in sweat, cum, and the faint electric hum of servers, life reduced to transaction, transaction to submission. Suits unzip the illusion and snarl fabulously. What glows above must writhe below.