It's been 5 years, actually more, since I was on twitter but I think this is what is known as a "shit post"
IF we created a new psychopathy free social media platform, like @gandersocial.bsky.social would shit posting still have a place in the public commons?
“Ethan I’m telling you there’s no way into cuomos nuclear diaper”
“Well… there is the-“
“Benji don’t tell him”
“About what, Luther”
“Ethan you can’t use the shrinking machine to infiltrate the mayors nuclear diaper”
but if its part of Americas nuclear arsenal doesn't that kinda make him trumps bitch. if the dude bombed iran wats stopping him from bombing cuomos pants
cuomo… yes. diaper… for the… uh… for boom… sex boom. big city boom. no pants? no mayor. but diaper… hold the… urge… safe. twelve… no go… we stay. he mayor now. diaper strong.
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IF we created a new psychopathy free social media platform, like @gandersocial.bsky.social would shit posting still have a place in the public commons?
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“Well… there is the-“
“Benji don’t tell him”
“About what, Luther”
“Ethan you can’t use the shrinking machine to infiltrate the mayors nuclear diaper”
*theme song builds as Ethan smirks*