“It’s gonna be great…Elon and I will board this new SpaceX starship …beautiful ship… very new and HUUUGE..and we will set our course to the stars…you know to Mars and marco rubio will come and rfk will as well…and we will go”
Mineral deal with Russia? Assassination attempt revealed to be sponsored by EU? Special Trump signature platinum edition limited edition cybertruck on sale for limited time?
not gonna lie, this man is single-handedly protecting US American values by himself, taking out oligarch after oligarch. And whoever blames him for being immoral: Self defense is a foreign term to you, you spineless bitch
No one should watch!! He hates low ratings. Let's not give him our time or any other attention. Instead, let's give the people and things that do mean something to us our focus instead.
Welp. Well fact checkers won't be allowed near him so i'm going to assume him telling it like it is involves 99 lies and 1 truth, and the MAGA crowd won't be able to tell the difference.
He is about to use taxpayers' money to launder russian money through crypto.
All in one.
Americans should brace for incoming crimes, corruption, and oligarchs to own the country.
RIP USA.
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None of his kids are his?
His face is naturally orange?
The actual Luigi is very likely still out there (god bless him)
Unlike his cock.
Obviously.
https://bsky.app/profile/pickardje.bsky.social/post/3ljhygxktds27
*I apologise in advance for the mental image that is now seared on all your brains
'Tis the rules of the internet
Must be something like
"Once you've had orange fat, you never go back"
Apologies again!
For reference, this is what happened last time—and people are a lot more disgusted with him now that he has openly betrayed Western values(I hope).
BIGly diaper and more verbal diarrhea of BIG, BIG unintelligible words.
Putin gave him a mission: destroy the West, including America as we know it.
I wonder if Americans and the world will sit idly by while the orange madman wreaks havoc on a scale we can't even imagine 🤔
Allthough maybe better prepare a hideout
#DTDFO
#VPDFO
All in one.
Americans should brace for incoming crimes, corruption, and oligarchs to own the country.
RIP USA.