I have visions of those mass unexplained whale deaths occurring at Goodison Park. "Everyone in the Park End had just keeled over and died." BBC News analysis "Ah yes, Everton. And now breaking news from America. Kim Kardashian..."
Have you ever studied what happens to BP when coming into any kind of contact with a particularly nauseating Red. Or an advert for the anfield wrap strap ons? It Must rocket.
@efcfansforum.bsky.social joking aside, this could be quite an important service where Everton can lead the way. Could the new stadium have health screening as a matchday fixture? I’m thinking a pop-up health screening teepee ⛺️ on the plaza on all matchdays.
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Is there a claim line?
I have hypertension.
Do I get a prize?
💙 it could save Everton lives!