Saying "I'm not sure it'll suit me" any time someone asks me to put the kettle on
Reposted from Stephen Bush
What's the worst joke you're committed to? Mine is to say 'thank god you're charging more for that. Every year, thousands die drilling those little holes' whenever website tries to upsell me more memory on some form of device. A joke that a) isn't funny b) no-one but me can hear.

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