Good news, everyone! I was in a traffic accident yesterday. Don't worry the important bits (face, boobs, and vag) are undamaged. Jeez I'm sore though. Send a harem of massage therapists, please. - ThreadSky

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dashasierra.com • 108 days ago

Good news, everyone! I was in a traffic accident yesterday. Don't worry the important bits (face, boobs, and vag) are undamaged.

Jeez I'm sore though. Send a harem of massage therapists, please.

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kaylatal.bsky.social•108 days ago

Huh, so was my girlfriend. What a fun day for both of you :/

dashasierra.com•108 days ago

Aww hope she's ok. 💕

erikacastillo.bsky.social•108 days ago

fairyenby.bsky.social•108 days ago

Omg you gotta be careful bby😭💖

dashasierra.com•107 days ago

I do! Every road accident I've had has not been my fault. I just seem to be a magnet for trouble.

udoncat.bsky.social•108 days ago

Oh no! Glad you're mostly alright and the important bits are safe. Hoping you recovery quickly!

dashasierra.com•108 days ago

Yeah I think I'm getting better at crashing! No broken bones, just lots of soft tissue injuries, cuts, bruises, etc. It's hurting more today than yesterday, but at least I didn't need surgery.

I'm tired of surgeries.

roxanna.bsky.social•108 days ago

Hope you heal up soon. And glad you are overall good

dashasierra.com•108 days ago

Yeah I'm fine. Just sore and a little annoyed more than anything else.

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