missed connection: i tried to say i was fine but choked on my spit. i was not fine. it went on so long and you looked so frightened, i suggested you watch the news instead of me - ThreadSky

ennuidoofen.bsky.social • 45 days ago

missed connection: i tried to say i was fine but choked on my spit. i was not fine. it went on so long and you looked so frightened, i suggested you watch the news instead of me

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benedictsred.bsky.social•45 days ago

I’m glad you did. The news told me that the chair right next to me was on fire.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•45 days ago

sorry. i may have done that. is this what trauma bonding feels like? call me if you wanna be fucking terrified of everything together

benedictsred.bsky.social•45 days ago

I swear a bit, but I’d trade my gold bond for this trauma bond. And I’ve been fucking terrified of everything alone for so long this sounds downright nearly ideal.

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•45 days ago

you should see what I can do when i try to swallow food. i'm itchy too

benedictsred.bsky.social•45 days ago

Can I offer you a Benadryl and then not pay too close attention to you forever?

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•45 days ago

i knew we had a true thing 🥹

scrappyaf.bsky.social•45 days ago

Hey thanks for last week, i was waiting for surgery and your morning “how you died” thread kept me humored instead of panicking 💕

ennuidoofen.bsky.social•45 days ago

Awww that makes me smile, and I haven't so much lately. Thank you. I hope your recovery isn't too tough.

scrappyaf.bsky.social•45 days ago

It’s not so bad. But it’s appearing they may have done the wrong nerve. Gonna keep laughing and deal with it when I’m feeling more resilient. Pretty sure I can eat my way out of this, medical science doesn’t know everthing.

kathyfrost.bsky.social•45 days ago

Been there. Done that.

joannawilson.bsky.social•45 days ago

This is relatable.

nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social•45 days ago

missed connection: u choked on yr spit. A globule flew from yr mouth. The world slowed as our eyes met. It slowed so much I peered into the globule. Inside was a tiny miniature of me, waving her arms wildly. She held up a tiny slip of paper: "YR CAR IS ON FIRE!!"

So I left before the world sped up!

zingpod.bsky.social•44 days ago

fa fa 🔥

shenoah.bsky.social•45 days ago

All of this gave me the laugh I needed today! Thank you!

mrmambo.bsky.social•44 days ago

But....I could not look away. And as I approached to offer some assistance, I tripped over my shoelaces I had absently tied together.
*record scratch*
You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I would love to meet up.