Exactly. There are PLENTY of reasons and ways his body can and will fail him. - ThreadSky

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smartchae.bsky.social • 2 days ago

Exactly. There are PLENTY of reasons and ways his body can and will fail him.

We need to contact every McDonald’s employee in DC and make sure they’re putting extra Crisco on every Big Mac they make.

I'm a small animal veterinarian - and there is a rule in my profession: The sweetest dogs die young, the meanest, nastiest dogs live forever.

For sure, but there ain't many 80-year-old fat guys around. That heart is a ticking time bomb if his brain doesn't turn to soup first.

From your lips to God's ears...

Didn't his dad make it to 93 with a cranium full of Cream of Mushroom?

Yup. But willing to bet Dad didn't shovel Big Macs and Diet Cokes into his mouth multiple times a day.

Man - don't flirt with me so much. I get as giddy as a school girl at the thought of visiting his grave some day....

Haha they're going to have to put that grave under armed guard to prevent it from becoming a big toilet.

I’m personally planning to open a toilet paper and hand sanitizer station for visitors. (Complimentary, of course.)

Our loveliest dog died before his third birthday 😢

I'm so sorry. The greatest injustice of any dog is that they just don't live long enough...

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