Bro, seriously? That's amazing. I'd always heard of it as a kid but only touched it after helping cook with @cephus.bsky.social family. "Velveeta is a processed cheese product with a soft, springy consistency, mild flavor, and distinctive orange color." Like Kraft slice extruded into a brick.
This is amazing. But, yes… When you touch Velveeta and feel the unnatural spring of its orange skin, you are struck by the sudden, cosmic truth that such a thing was never meant to be.
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