me and my friends love to stand next to conspicuously marked red barrels whenever we're expecting to get into a shootout - ThreadSky

jtp.bsky.social • 28 days ago

me and my friends love to stand next to conspicuously marked red barrels whenever we're expecting to get into a shootout

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coolprez.bsky.social•28 days ago

people don't talk about how dangerous it is to paint these barrels red

girlsuffer.bsky.social•28 days ago

Never a good day to wear my bulls eye t shit but there is sometimes a bad day

gockydongcuntry.gay•27 days ago

it’s called accessorizing

telamon9.bsky.social•28 days ago

Acursed colorblindness, leading many a young to their deaths 😔

nonmagicalwitch.bsky.social•27 days ago

I always carry a flamethrower with a huge gas tank on my back around whenever there's gonna be a shootout

reft01.bsky.social•28 days ago

Putting on my giant red circle shirt before going into a firefight

r0b0tr0ck.bsky.social•28 days ago

Me and my friends always stand precariously close to ledges with a bottomless chasm at the bottom or just high enough to have fatal fall damage

isabellemain.bsky.social•28 days ago

I put glowing paint on my weakest spots to intimidate people from shooting me there

vanoreo.bsky.social•28 days ago

me and a red barrel

mentalbynature.bsky.social•28 days ago

You say that, but I've seen a few too many people IRL standing next to a gas bottle or something lighting up a cig for it to be immersion breaking

donna4.bsky.social•27 days ago

??? I get more and more wrinkles
😭🩷🩷🩷

diahane.bsky.social•28 days ago

Me: “A shooter’s coming? Let’s stand near the barrels”
Goon B: “But they’re explosive!”
Me: “Did I stutter?”

tukenfarben.bsky.social•28 days ago

I'm usually on predetermined walk paths near the corner of the dark alleyway near the entrance to the hideout. Every once in a while, I show my back to the darkness and do a BIG STRETCH since it's been such a long night...

willisfinale.bsky.social•27 days ago

I will sometimes cease beating up wave after wave of local no-goodniks to eat an entire roast chicken that I find beneath some trash

reallywendi.bsky.social•28 days ago

I like standing beneath high areas someone could potentially jump down from

donna4.bsky.social•27 days ago

Oh I wish I wasn't so confused, and could guess how you feel and why you post this sentence; 🤔 red barrels?
🩷🩷🩷

wickedjotun.bsky.social•28 days ago

Y'all should come hang out at my lair. It's a highly secure facility but I've got yellow paint marking the exact path to my sanctum in case you get locked in a room somewhere.

pogue.omg.lol•28 days ago

You wanted me to remind you

jtp.bsky.social•28 days ago

okay thank you but i'm drunk again can we take a rain check?

akifirebird.bsky.social•28 days ago

Jenny you're always drunk

sleepyfellow.bsky.social•28 days ago

That's just dumb. Me, I'm all about the green barrels.

karlisle.bsky.social•28 days ago

What if we kissed by the consciously marked red barrels

akifirebird.bsky.social•28 days ago

Noooooooo Jenny those explode!

Instead stand next to these green barrels leaking green goop or under this chandelier with a glowing hook barely holding it up

physicssux.bsky.social•28 days ago

me replaying MW2 last week and constantly dying on Favela to circumstances impossible to anticipate (red barrels)

odshrtrooper.bsky.social•28 days ago

when given the choice people are ALWAYS gonna shoot the barrels and not you. it's literally the safest place.

wheelmaker.bsky.social•28 days ago

I'm a fan of standing by the green ones with the skull and crossbones on them, myself.

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