the mothers of elon's children should unionize - ThreadSky

jtp.bsky.social • 6 days ago

the mothers of elon's children should unionize

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synthecysts.bsky.social•6 days ago

imagine finding out you were the one who got paid the lowest amount to carry his kid

persenon.bsky.social•6 days ago

allissunnyy.bsky.social•6 days ago

And tie him up in litigation till the day he dies.

primordialstew.bsky.social•6 days ago

they are uh… anti union

whateverwally.bsky.social•6 days ago

My (53M) baby’s mothers (44F, 38F, 32F, 32F, 30F, 29F, 26F, 26F) have unionized.

spiralrings.blue•6 days ago

I think they should form an elite tactical unit

poliscific.bsky.social•6 days ago

Need to program one of those kids as a Manchurian Candidate!

stardustcrusader89.bsky.social•6 days ago

this would honestly be the funniest and hopefully best outcome for them

disnothus.bsky.social•6 days ago

I want to know more secrets like the botched penis implant, it should all be public knowledge

golmia.bsky.social•6 days ago

if they're anything like the two we know, they'd never. they like the Nazi shit too much.

samhain.bsky.samhain.tech•6 days ago

Elon would hire the Pinkertons to go after them.

tweedle.bsky.social•6 days ago

non ironically yeah

hurricanehoops.bsky.social•5 days ago

The only way that he will leave them alone tbh

draconicscribe97.bsky.social•6 days ago

They should tactically divorce his ass so he goes bankrupt

diahane.bsky.social•6 days ago

OMG, they have the chance to do the funniest—and scariest for an American CEO—thing ever

coldwarhist.bsky.social•6 days ago

Et tu brute but its ex-wives

lobsterdog.bsky.social•6 days ago

Euthanize*

funkpower.bsky.social•6 days ago

When he finally dies all the mothers are gonna show up to see who gets his money.

It'll be like the end of The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.

badjohnbrown.bsky.social•5 days ago

He is not leaving them his money. None of the moms. He will skip right over them and give it to like one kid over the other 13+. It will be amazingly cruel, you can bet on it.

funkpower.bsky.social•5 days ago

If he has one kid that bends the knee and becomes a bootlicker I could see that, but he's also one of those dudes who's terrified of death, so I could definitely see him never making a will because he convinced himself he'll never die.